Drinking toasts

I'm looking for some clever shot toasts to do on stage. Does anyone have any that they'd like to share.

Here are some as an example:

Here's to nipples... without them, boobs are pointless

Here's to all the virgins in the house... thanks for nothing

Here's to our wives and our girlfriends... may they never meet

Here's to all of the kisses I've snatched... and vice versa

Here's to the Stork that brings the good babies... (Here! Here!)
Here's to the Raven that brings the bad babies... (Here! Here!)
and Here's to the Swallow that brings no babies!!!

Cheers!