Did you get the memo?

"It's not a memo, it's a mission statement."

 

"PC Load letter!?" WTF does that mean? PC Load letter!?

check here for Office Space quotes

 

"LUMBERGH F***ED HER!"

"I'm gonna show her my "O Face"....OH! OH! OH! OH!"

"I can't believe I told those assholes I liked Michael Bolton!"

Of course, nothing beats the "two chicks at the same time" scene with Diedrich Bader and Ron Livingston

 

Remember... that next Friday is Hawaiian Shirt Day... So if you want to wear an Hawaiian Shirt that day... you can.

 

"It's a JUMP TO CONLCUSIONS mat!"

could someone just post the entire script, because by the time this thread is finished, we'll probably have the entire movie quoted, jumbled of course!!

 

Whaaaaats' happening, Peter?

 

"samir nadja-nadja-not gonna work here."

"i told those fudgepackers that i liked micheal bolton's music."

"the nazis had pieces of flare and they made the jews wear them."

"i wouldnt say ive been missing it bob"

 

riiiiiiiiiiight.....

 

"We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal pound me in the @ss prison!"

"Hey Lawrence, you wanna come over?"
"No thanks, dude. I don't need you f~ckin' up my life, too."

Samir: No one is this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Nayee-Nanajar. Nayeenanajar.
Michael: Yeah, well, at least you're name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael: There WAS nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old, and that no-talent-@ss-clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Why don't you just go by Mike, instead of Michael?
Michael: No way! Why should I change it? He's the one who sucks.

Peter: He's going to ask me to work on Sunday and I'm going to do it, because I'm a p***y, which is why I work at Initech in the first place.
Michael: Hey, I work at Initech and I don't consider myself a p***y.
Samir: Yes, I am also not a p***y.

 

"Yeah, well, at least you're name isn't Michael Bolton."

"You know, there's nothing wrong with that name."

"There WAS nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old, and that no-talent-ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammys."

"Why don't you just go by Mike, instead of Michael?"

"No way! Why should I change it? He's the one who sucks."

Edit: Damn you Buck...

 

"What am I going to do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?"

"Dude, make sure you wear a rubber."

"Looks like you've been missing quite a bit of work lately."
"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob..."

"Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays..."

 

"Sounds to me like someone has a case of the Mondays"

 

Peter: Hey Lawerence, what would you do with a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do man...two chicks at the same time.
Peter: That's what you'd do with a million dollars, two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn right always wanted to do that and with a million dollars, I think I could hook that up cause chicks dig guys with money.
Peter: Well not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind that would double up on guy like me would.

 

I have a meeting with the Bobs.

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(paraphrased, cause I don't know it exactly)
It's like taking a penny from the tray.
You mean the donation to the little kids tray?
No, not that tray, the other one...

--

I always screw up some small, mundane detail.

 

Samir: Why dont you just go by...... Mike?

Michael: Why should I change my name? He's the one that sucks.

 

C***gobblers!