http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/1954261 <B><font size=5>Man killed after falling from pickup on freeway</font></b> <I>A man was killed Friday night when he fell out of a pickup on the Southwest Freeway and was run over by it and other vehicles, police said. The man, identified as William Thayer, 23, was riding in a passenger seat in a Ford pickup <B>when he opened the door to urinate on the freeway while the vehicle was moving at freeway speed</B>, police said. </I> Wow.
If I was driving down the road and my windshield was suddenly inundated with another man's urine, I would aim to run over his body.
The poor guy probably had a bad case of Uromysitisis........................... JERRY Why would I do it unless I was in mortal danger? I know it's against the law. SECURITY GUARD I don't know. JERRY Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. JERRY (C0NT'D) Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. You want to call the Department of Social Services? Oh, it's Saturday. They're closed today. My luck.
This reminds me of a similar story that also happened in Houston where a drunk girl was vomiting out of the passenger window, the driver (also drunk) drove too close to some post and her head was chopped off. He was so drunk that he didn't even realize what happened and drove for a while until the police stopped him.
I was driving a friend home from a club one night and something like this happened. WE had just left the club in Louisiana and I was on the feeder abou tto get onto I-10. He looks at me and says man I gotta go( I the vast amount of Alcohol in his system was working on him) so I said let me pull over my car is new I don't want to get piss all over the side of it or in it.He says nah just keep on driving. I was not abou tto but while I was in the process of pulling over he hangs out the window and proceeds to shower the road. I get slowed down to about 5mph and I hear a *thud*. I look over and he had lost his balance and fallen out of the window. The problem was that he had not rolled it down all the way so his feet caught on the glass. I proceeded to drag him down the feeder road abotu 50 feet before I could completely stop. I had to get out of the car and go extraxt him from the window. He went off to the side and finished his business. When he cam back he was a bloody mess from being drug down the road. However he was so drunk he did not even realize ther ewas a problem. I took him home and got a call the next morning. He wanted to know what happened and why there were bits of gravel all stuck to his face. I told him that was his payment for peeing on my car. He obviously never tried that again.
I just feel bad for this guy's family. That would just be so terrible, to know that's how your son died, and have to tell people about it.
