[Craigslist] Strangers in the night....

You were the tall brunette who farted in the produce section tonight, Davie St. Safeway. I was the tall dirty blonde guy beside you who said "was that you?". You said "no...wasn't me!!". I called you a liar. You continued to plead innocence despite the stink. I fanned the stink away with a head of Romaine lettuce and you stormed off.

Even though you fart like a Clydesdale I'd still like to meet for coffee....you are gorgeous if not rude.

Vancouver, BC