Coming back to work with a buzz

go get more wine and keep drinking

 

continue drinking and posting on bbs.clutchfans.net .

 

Slip the boss man a roofie . . .

 

Start hitting on the female coworkers.

 

Tell your boss you got the ****s and you have to head home.

The only reason I don't drink at lunch sometimes is because that feeling of having to go back. Here, they really don't care if you do that every once in a while. Maybe twice a year. I've just always found that when I do that, the afternoon is absolutely brutal.

 

Any coworker that gives you a funny look, you just say, "Yeah, so I had a few at lunch wanna fight about it?"

 

Make photo copies of your equipment on the copier and distribute them to co-workers

 

Puke on your boss...then say..."Aaaah..that's better".

 

it's touching how helpful clutchfans are.

 

**** your bosses secretary in the ass.

if he confronts you about it, just say you were too drunk to remember.

 

Do you have a mustache?

 

Lay low, or just act like nothing is different. Most people won't believe what they are smelling on your breath unless it's ordinary (and if it is, you probably have different problems).

 

The best way to keep people from knowing that you're drunk is just to shut up. Don't talk to anybody unless you have to.

 

take a nap. preferably under your desk.

 

Buy a disposable camera and go around the office taking pictures of other people sh*tfaced and making out with each other. Keep picture for blackmail.

 

OK, this post was laugh out loud funny. I have no idea what your going to do with the answer, but that's probably best left to consenting adults.