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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mlwoo, Jun 18, 2008.

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  1. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    I was in Galveston last weekend at the best bar ever on Jamaica Beach, Buck's West.

    We were having fun giving cheesy pick up lines to G-town trash.

    Some memorables:

    Man, do you know your dinosaurs?

    Cause you look like a Babesaurus Rex!


    Are you good at Calculus?

    Because I need help integrating my NATURAL LOG.



    There were more but it gets hazy. My friend had about ten really funny ones. Drawing a blank.

    Got any more?
     
    #1 mlwoo, Jun 18, 2008
  2. ClutchCityReturns

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    Let's f***, or else.
     
    #2 ClutchCityReturns, Jun 18, 2008
  3. leroy

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    Anything that starts with "Hey Babe..."
     
    #3 leroy, Jun 18, 2008
  4. radapharoah

    radapharoah Rookie

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    "Beuuuuoooooooo, Beuuuuoooooooo. Do you know what that sound is? That's the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away cause the sight of you stopped my heart."
     
    #4 radapharoah, Jun 18, 2008
  5. ima_drummer2k

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    "Excuse me, can I sniff your crotch?"
     
    #5 ima_drummer2k, Jun 18, 2008
  6. No Worries

    No Worries Wensleydale Only Fan
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    Brace yourself.
     
    #6 No Worries, Jun 18, 2008
  7. macalu

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    Does this smell like chloroform?
     
    #7 macalu, Jun 18, 2008
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    Did you hurt your head when you fell from heaven?
     
    #8 RocketMan Tex, Jun 18, 2008
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    DaDakota Arrest all Pedophiles
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    Should I pick you up for breakfast or just nudge ya?
     
    #9 DaDakota, Jun 18, 2008
  10. MattM

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    sup skirt
     
    #10 MattM, Jun 18, 2008
  11. no_answer

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    I'm rich.
     
    #11 no_answer, Jun 18, 2008
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    **** me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
     
    #12 Lil Pun, Jun 18, 2008
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    I got an F,C and K all I need is U
     
    #13 playlife, Jun 18, 2008
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    When I was a senior in college, I represented our Tau Beta Pi (engineering honor society) chapter at the national meeting. For an entertainment skit, we wrote engineering pick-up lines. Some that I remember:

    From the ladies:
    "Is that a slide rule in your pocket, are you just happy to see me?"

    From the gentlemen:
    "Let's go back to my room and work on my rigid member problem."
    "Let's turn this chemical energy into kinetic energy."
    "Let's go back to my room and create a packed bed reactor."

    There were also engineering shoot-downs, but I forgot them.

    (I fully understand that some of you won't understand these, but they're funny to me.)
     
    #14 weslinder, Jun 18, 2008
  15. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    Hey baby, you're soooo jellafied
     
    #15 pgabriel, Jun 18, 2008
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    I like you, do you like me?
     
    #16 JumpMan, Jun 18, 2008
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    Are you from Tennessee? Cause you are the only ten I see!!

    Hey babe is that a mirror in your pants 'cause I can see myself in them!

    Wow, that shirt is very becoming of you. Of course, if I was on you I'd becoming too! <--but spelled differently :)
     
    #17 El Toro, Jun 18, 2008
  18. peleincubus

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    i like that one
     
    #18 peleincubus, Jun 18, 2008
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    If i flip a coin whats the chance of me getting head?


    Do you work at subway cuz u just gave me a footlong
     
    #19 SuperBeeKay, Jun 18, 2008
  20. Royals Ego

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    AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA this wins
     
    #20 Royals Ego, Jun 18, 2008
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