Chart: Almost Every Obama Conspiracy Theory Ever

there's only one of those that's really plausible, and for which some evidence exists.

 

Go ahead basso tell us and show and prove please.

 

I'm excited to hear his answer. I think it's "Is a Lizard."

 

hey, what's the difference between Barack Obama and Manti Te'o?

One is from Hawaii, has a funny name, and a composite girlfriend.

Spoiler

the other plays football for Notre Dame

 

I gotta admit I think it would be really cool if his real dad was Malcolm X.

 

If you're referring to the college conspiracy, you're even more unintelligent than I already thought (and that's saying a lot.)

 

I'd vote for him a third time as a write-in candidate.

My personal favorite is the "Went to Mars as a Teen" one. That's solid gold.

 

Where can I send the thank you note for killing Brietbart?

 

Pssh that stuff is nothing. Where's the damn dog eater one? I would have voted for him but THAT was what had me floundering.

 

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*snicker*