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Pelosi - "You are so screwed."

Bush - "I want a cheese sandwich."

 

Bush - "I'm gonna give you this!"

Pelosi: "Ooh I can't wait."

 

Bush: how you doin?

Pelosi: Is he really hitting on me during the Pedge of Alligance?

 

Bush: We are going to have fun screwing the country together.
Pelosi: As long as you do it my way.

 

Good one.

 

Pelosi: Mr. Bush, you are acting like a baby.
W: I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am the president.
Pelosi: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.
W: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
Pelosi: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.
W: You are a smelly pirate hooker.
Pelosi: You look like a blueberry.
W: Why don't you go back to your home on w**** Island?

 

Bush: There's a saying in California... Well, I know it's a saying in Texas... "If we stand for something... If we stand together... If we stand down... We need to work together."

Pelosi (to herself): Speaker isn't sounding so good all of the sudden. Majority Whip looks like a good job.

 

HAHA
love that movie

 

Bush: I bet you're plenny smart.

Pelosi: Bite me, Smirk.