actual caption: Ozzy Osbourne and Kermit the frog are shown backstage in the gardens of Buckingham Palace Monday June 3, 2002, for the second concert to commemorate the Golden Jubilee of Britain's Queen Elizabeth II. (AP Photo/PA, Peter Jordan, Pool)
Sharon Osbourne: "Uh, oh... Ozzie's seeing little green men again. Kelly! Go fetch the fire extinguisher!"
Kermit has finally come clean about being a parapalegic. Calmy, he told the press how he lost his legs when Miss Piggy needed a midnight snack during her first pregancy. Kermit was in tears, but his good friend Ozzy Osbourne was their to support him and the cause. He too has diabled a few animals, but has since changed his ways and vows to do what he can from now on.