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Books not found on the NYTimes bestseller list

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Castor27, Feb 4, 2005.

  1. Castor27

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    I love these, if you have more add them.

    - "How to Write Large Books" by Warren Peace
    - "The Lion Attacked" by Claude Yarmoff
    - "The Art of Archery" by Beau N. Arrow
    - "Songs for Children" by Barbara Blacksheep
    - "Irish Heart Surgery" by Angie O'Plasty
    - "Desert Crossing" by I. Rhoda Camel
    - "School Truancy" by Marcus Absent
    - "I Was a Cloakroom Attendant" by Mahatma Coate
    - "I Lost My Balance" by Eileen Dover and Phil Down
    - "Mystery in the Barnyard" by Hu Flung Dung
    - "Positive Reinforcement" by Wade Ago
    - "Shhh!" by Danielle Soloud
    - "The Philippine Post Office" by Imelda Letter
    - "Things to Do at a Party" by Bob Frapples
    - "Stop Arguing" by Xavier Breath
    - "Raising Mosquitos" by I. Itch
    - "Skydiving" by Hugo First
    - "20 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Maykit, Illustrated by Betty Wont
    - "The Yellow River" by I.P. Freeley
    - "Blood on the Hurdles" by Won Hung Lo
    - "The Wild Adventures of the Tidy Bowl Man" by I. C. "Moe" Butts
    - "The Numbers Game" by Cal Q. Later
    - "The Joys of Drinking" by Al Coholic
    - "Supporting Athletes" by Jacques Strappe
    - "Worms" by earl E. Byrd
    - "What's That Smell" by B.O. Problem
    - "The Roosters Mistake" by Rhoda Duck
    - "The History of Disney" by M.O. Yewessee
    - "Texaco Station" by Phil Errup
    - "The National Anthem" by Jose Cannusey
    - "Rapunzel" by Harris Long
    - "Old MacDonald" by E.I. Eeyioh
    - "Safari Food" by Lionel Eecha
    - "Mensa Men" by Gene Yuss
     
  2. Behad

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    "Under the Grandstands" by Seymore Hiney
     
  3. KaiSeR SoZe

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    What are these 'books'?:confused:
     
  4. Castor27

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    They are puns, not real books.
     
  5. Behad

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    I think he meant "what are books?"
     

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