I was thinking about MY NAME IS EARL the episode where EARL gets beated up by the guy with no legs and one arm Rocket River
Well my favorite show ever is The Simpsons I would say my favorite is the Swimming Pool one. It just stands out to me for some reason. I don't think it's the funniest, but it is just greatness.
Curb Your Enthusiasm - the one where they have the tourette's chef... Richard Lewis: p***y pig-****er! Cheryl: You god damn motherf-ing b****! Susie: F you you car wash ****!!! come to think of it, I love every episode where Susie goes off on someone, especially the one where Jeff's sponsored child robs their house.
Hey Bart, your epidermis is showing! My favorite episodes of my other favorite shows: X-Files: "Small Potatoes" - The one where the guy made himself look like Mulder and tried to seduce Scully back at her apartment ER: The episode where Romano gets his arm cut off by the helicopter blade Married With Children: There was one episode in the last season where Kelly tries to keep a turkey alive while the rest of the family wanted to eat it for Thanksgiving dinner...she ends up tossing it out the second story window.
Fresh Prince - the one where Jeffrey tells his story of cheating on the marathon. Simpsons - Monorail Family Guy - Stewie Falls in Love (with the girl in the sandbox)
I forgot all about Family Guy. My favorite was the one where they won for best Who's the Boss float and they had that float where Tony Danza was giving that kid a bath. I don't think I've ever laughed harder...
Family Guy when Peter is training Joe to be in the "people with disabilities" race and the guy with the Steven Hawkings type of voice box in a wheelchair is talking trash to Peter and Joe.. South Park and the adventures of Lemmiewinks or the one this season when Butters becomes a girl named Marjorine to steel a future telling device..
others: Strangers With Candy: Jerri Blank becomes a pothead. Seinfeld: Manssage King of the Hill: Hank has no butt
Seinfeld's The Burning I can probably recite 90% of that episode. "K UGER, K UGER!" "Back it up, back it up, beep beep beep" "Beep beep beep?" "So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious?" "Dumb and lazy, I understand." "So it's more of a relationship problem than the final destination of your soul." "Well, relationships are very important to me." "Maybe you can strike one up with the prince of darkness as you burn for all eternity" And the classic: "So where do you wanna eat?" "Feels like an Arby's night." So on and so forth.
The Simpsons - Homer At the Bat (Mr. Burns makes a million dollar bet with his arch-rival Aristotle Amadopolis that the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant team will beat the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant team in the softball championships.) That 70s Show - Eric's Panties (Even though Shelly, Eric's lab partner, is continuously hitting on him, Donna seems unconcerned. But things change when Donna finds someone's panties in the Vista Cruiser.) Lost - Walkabout (Survivors are jolted awake in the middle of the night when wild island beasts (which are wild boars) invade the beach encampment. Kate and Michael join the mysterious Locke on a hunt for food -- and a shocking secret about Locke is revealed.) Seinfeld - The Bizarro Jerry (Elaine meets Kevin and some of his friends; they are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer. With Kramer working, George inside the walls and Elaine hanging out with Kevin, Jerry begins to feel alone.)
Cheers: Best show of all-time. My favorites were any of the 5 battles with Gary's Olde Town Tavern, with the slight edge going to the Halloween episode. But the entire series was golden. Some Quotes: Diane: Isn't the game over yet? Woody: Not yet. Diane: Their uniforms are different colors. Cliff: They have to change them every time they score a touchdown. Cliff: Oh, hey. Did you notice the pool on the way in? Woody: Yeah. Norm chuckles Cliff: So when summer rolls around and all those girls are out there in ther French cut bikinis, I don't have to tell you where I'll be. Norm: Standing right here with a pair of binoculars? Cliff: That's right. Sam: The man of the hour...to Mr. Frasier Crane and to all the girls we've loved before. Cliff: I've loved quite a few, how about a fill up? Norm: Cliffy, there's a big difference between loving them and annoying them in the checkout line. Woody: If you guys say the word "stupid" one more time, I'm leaving for good. Sam: Come on Woody, that's stupid. Woody: That's it, I'm outta here! Cliff: Was it my imagination or was that woman coming on to me? Norm: Cliffy, Walt Disney should've had your imagination "Women. You can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." -Norm Woody: So, tonight, when I got out in front of that audience, I ripped off every stitch of clothing. I looked around and I thought, "Why am I the only one who's naked?" Sam: Well, maybe nobody noticed, Wood. Frasier: Oh, they noticed, Sam. Woody: As if that wasn't bad enough, I heard this high-pitched scream from the audience, "Hey, look! He's the only one who's naked!" Norm: Sorry, Woody. It took me by surprise. Rebecca: What were you guys talking about? Frasier: Former presidents with fish parts in their faces. Rebecca: Come on. You really expect me to believe that you were talking about something that stupid? Carla: Where have you been all these years? Hello! Norm: Lying is on of the seven deadly sins? Cliff: Sure. You've got lying, greed, lust, bashful... Norm: Those are the seven deadly dwarves. Carla: The French aren't exactly known for their sense of humor. Woody: What do you mean? Carla: Let me put it this way; their comic hero is Jerry Lewis. Woody: What's your point? Sam: Yeah, what's your point? Henri: Knock knock. Woody: Who's there? Henri: Henri! The one who's going to steal your girlfriend! Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson? Norm: Alright, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty. Coach: Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids? Norm: I can't, Coach. Coach: Gee, I'm sorry Norm. Norm: I look at Vera. I just can't. Coach: [answering the phone] Cheers. Ok, wait a minute, I'll check. Is there an "Ernie Pantusso" here? Sam: That's YOU Coach. Coach: Speaking. Carla: If the Brady Bunch crashes in the Andes who would they eat first? Woody: Well probably the maid, 'cause she's not kin Cliff: Yeah, but if they were smart they would ask her the best way to prepare herself. Rebecca: Your not letting your employees take advantage of you, are you? Norm: Yeah, maybe a little bit. Yesterday afternoon the guys decided to just knock off early and go bowling. Rebecca: So what did you do? Norm: I broke 200. Personal high. It was great. Diane: And everyone knows that hate is not the opposite of love. Indifference is. Sam: Well, whatever you say. I really don't care. Frasier: So, um... how do you like Cheers? Lilith: Well. It seems adequate for its purpose, but I have a feeling that you only brought me to this place to surround yourself with people you know and I don't. Frasier: Well, yes. But what's more, I thought that we might have a drink or two, thereby lowering our inhibitions a bit and enabling us to go back to your place and have a physical encounter of some sort. Lilith: Well, we won't. Frasier: I appreciate your candor. Lilith: No, you don't. Frasier: You're right. I feel like striking you. Frasier: Afternoon, all. Woody: Hey, how's it going, Dr. Crane? Frasier: Oh, the usual. The crying, the tantrums, the bed-wetting. Woody: Yeah, that's fatherhood. Frasier: No, that's my therapy group. What a buncha losers. Cliff: Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. Norm: Morning, everybody! Woody: Beer, Mr. Peterson? Norm: Little early in the day isn't it, Woody? Woody: Little early for a beer? Norm: No, for stupid questions. [Frasier has kidnapped baby Federick from his own bris] Sam: Frasier, you realize you have to go back. Frasier: I know, Sam. I just don't know how I can return to a place where I have thoroughly embarrassed myself. How do you do it, Cliff? Cliff: Oh, that's easy, Frase. You see, I... hey!
