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A SURE way that the Rockets can win a championship immediately...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by bmd, Feb 24, 2013.

  1. bmd

    bmd Member

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    [​IMG]

    If anybody has a time machine, prime Hakeem is willing to do work.

    Dwight Howard and the rest of the centers don't stand a chance.
     
  2. bluffkin

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    Is that PatPat's body, what an insult.
     
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    Oh wow, it's badly photoshopped but...
     
  4. Kam

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    Looks like Asik maybe?

    Part of Hakeem's arm is white...

    Just like that famous Hakeem pic of half black half white legs.
     
  5. Rodman23

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    Yeah, but we don't have a time machine, so.....
     
  6. Mr. Clutch

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    3-armed Hakeem would be a beast!

    That extra Asik arm would be handy for some loose rebounds.
     
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    if i had a time machine i'd go back and slap you before you made this thread.
     
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  8. Rodman23

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    Yup..and with those blue flaps under his arms he could soar and dunk the ball from across the court.
     
  9. bluffkin

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    HAH, I just noticed that!!!
     
  10. bmd

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    uhh..no. It's Hakeem's body.

    I just photoshopped Hakeem over Asik and didn't clean it up because it would take too long.

    Here is the big picture I scaled down:

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  11. J Sizzle

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    Next time you decide to make a thread, just take a step back, count to 10, then don't.
     
  12. bmd

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    hahaha I forgot to crop those blue flaps.

    That's on me.
     
  13. jacoby

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    Another surefire way to win the championship is to make this happen:

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    this thread has potential. some one needs to 'paint' some stick figures.
     
  15. bmd

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    Ok, now it is PERFECT. Nobody can do better.

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    all of us old timers would appreciate hakeem back on the rockets!
     
  17. Mariachi ROCKET

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    Never live in the past....
     
  18. bmd

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    Hey, I turned this:

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    into this:

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    I thought it was pretty good.
     
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    tinman faints
     
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  20. JayGoogle

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    Our current jerseys are terrible. That's what it really is.
     

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