Here's some other ones I just found. I can't believe the first two are real but they are. Pull Dickoff Rusty Kuntz Golden Johnson Johnny Dickshot Jack Glasscock Dick Wantz Harry Colon http://armchairgm.wikia.com/The_Fast_Fifteen:_Very_Funny_Sports_Names
First thing I thought about too. I always wanted to get a Haryasz jersey, esp when he was on the Rockets summer league team. Epic!
I don't consider auto racing a sport, but with a name like Dick Trickle, I'm willing to make an exception.