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How often do you poop at work?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Haymitch, Aug 20, 2015.

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How many times do you poop while at work on an average day"

Poll closed Aug 30, 2015.

  1. 1

    46 vote(s)
    58.2%

  2. 2

    21 vote(s)
    26.6%

  3. 3

    6 vote(s)
    7.6%

  4. 4

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. 5+

    6 vote(s)
    7.6%
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  1. tehG l i d e

    tehG l i d e Member

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    I avoid going number 2 at work. I've adjusted my bowel movements to occur in the morning or in the evening. "0" should've been an answer choice.
     
    #21 tehG l i d e, Aug 20, 2015
  2. Haymitch

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    How long do your poop sessions last? I need about 20 minutes. It's when I surf CF. If I'm posting during the day M-F, I'm almost definitely on the toilet at work.
     
    #22 Haymitch, Aug 20, 2015
  3. Poloshirtbandit

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    Like once or twice a week at the most.
     
    #23 Poloshirtbandit, Aug 20, 2015
  4. hvic

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    I would poo in a different floor
     
    #24 hvic, Aug 20, 2015
  5. LonghornFan

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    I have my own throne at work. I have to ask for a restock once a week but I'm not public voting (2-3 times). I love my cold coffee though, Cushing. Makes it flow right out.

    6'1", 33 waist. I'll blast 7 times a day, zero ****s given. At 40 I'm Smoove.
     
    #25 LonghornFan, Aug 20, 2015
  6. BamBam

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    I stopped using the company bathroom when they downsized the attendants.
    Having only one attendant is a major faux pas in my opinion!!!...:eek:
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    .......
     
    #26 BamBam, Aug 20, 2015
  7. moestavern19

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    Probably 3 times a week on average. Morning coffee wrecks me. I prefer the comfort of the home throne though.
     
    #27 moestavern19, Aug 20, 2015
  8. s land balla

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    Wow, so you spend an hour of your day on the toilet everyday?! :eek:
     
    #28 s land balla, Aug 20, 2015
  9. leroy

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    Every freakin day.




    I work from home.
     
    #29 leroy, Aug 20, 2015
  10. Two Sandwiches

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    I usually prepare my TPS reports while on my company's toilet.
     
    #30 Two Sandwiches, Aug 21, 2015
  11. the shark

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    You take not one, not two, but THREE dumps a day in about a ten hour time frame? :eek:
     
    #31 the shark, Aug 21, 2015
  12. Haymitch

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    I'll start tracking this and recording the data. Then I'll pay jtr to provide some badass analytics on this topic.

    I will return to this thread in 2 weeks.
     
    #32 Haymitch, Aug 21, 2015
  13. Junkyard_Dog

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    Usually once in the morning. In fact I'm doing it right now.

    I love destroying the work toilet in the morning.
     
    #33 Junkyard_Dog, Aug 21, 2015
  14. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Never at the office. Sharing a cube farm with a bunch of nerds is pretty nasty- there are boogers on the wall and ****.

    I usually drop before work and when I go home to eat at lunch.
     
    #34 Xerobull, Aug 21, 2015
  15. SuraGotMadHops

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/hZZo2G9U0M0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #35 SuraGotMadHops, Aug 21, 2015
  16. Sadat X

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    We have one tiny little restroom in our office, shared between 8 guys and 1 girl. It gets blown up daily by all of us. The one girl hates using it lol.
     
    #36 Sadat X, Aug 21, 2015
  17. Uprising

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    Usually once...some times twice.
     
    #37 Uprising, Aug 21, 2015
  18. BrieflySpeaking

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    I think I drop a deuce at work every day. And probably drop 2 dueces at home. So 3 dueces in total for me.
     
    #38 BrieflySpeaking, Aug 21, 2015
  19. Landryman14

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    Never. Public restrooms scare me.
     
    #39 Landryman14, Aug 21, 2015
  20. A_3PO

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    The problem is the restroom light goes out after 10 minutes of non-movement where I work.
     
    #40 A_3PO, Aug 21, 2015
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