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[I WIN AGAIN] Study says people who use Emojis have more SEX (with surprise ending)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, Feb 5, 2015.

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  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    :eek: :grin: :p :eek:

    Study says people who use Emojis have more SEX

    tl;dr - LOLs! Suckas! :grin: I can haz more secks! Booyah!


    :( Ain't true. I'm married with children. I have pets. The planets have to be aligned. Also... ummm... it's for SINGLE peeps.
     
    #1 SwoLy-D, Feb 5, 2015
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    #2 primtim24, Feb 5, 2015
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  3. CCorn

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    ;) :) :eek:
     
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  4. JuanValdez

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    As a married person -- even with the complications of children and pets (?) -- you should have better than a 54% chance to have had sex at least once in the entire year of 2014 with or without emojis.
     
    #4 JuanValdez, Feb 5, 2015
  5. SwoLy-D

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    Yes. ONCE... but not more. :(
     
    #5 SwoLy-D, Feb 5, 2015
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    I think the article said for people who do it at least once a month for the year.
     
    #6 Butterfingers, Feb 5, 2015
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    This explains a lot.
     
    #7 ima_drummer2k, Feb 5, 2015
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    Definitely explains the user name.

    Stay strong, Swoly.
     
    #8 Ender120, Feb 5, 2015
  9. Mr. Clutch

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    How many guys have you met on Match, Swoly?
     
    #9 Mr. Clutch, Feb 5, 2015
  10. SwoLy-D

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    0. :) :cool:
     
    #10 SwoLy-D, Feb 5, 2015
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    [youtube]D26TMr1Oif4[/youtube]

    :)
     
    #11 Vin2k2, Feb 5, 2015
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    Teh secks? What's that? I thought it was only a myth.
     
    #12 Jontro, Feb 5, 2015
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    Go back to your fapping bunk Jontro!
     
    #13 mvpcrossxover, Feb 5, 2015
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    Swoly if you are actually a closested homosexual please make no response to this post whatsoever.
     
    #14 moestavern19, Feb 5, 2015
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    No response? LOL
     
    #15 Falcons Talon, Feb 6, 2015
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    who creates threads to pump up their own internet persona? LOL
     
    #16 Angkor Wat, Feb 6, 2015
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