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Yao is too funny!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by zenithnadir, Jun 20, 2003.

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  1. zenithnadir

    zenithnadir Member

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    A female reporter had this exhange with Yao Ming:

    Reporter: "You are 7'6" tall. I have to ask you, just out of curiosity, are you the same size all over your entire body? I mean are you proportioned on every part of your body?"

    Yao: "Oh goodness no. Thank goodness I'm not proportioned all over. Because otherwise I'd be over 10 feet tall."

    LMAO!! Man this kid is sharp. Its refreshing to see such a witty player in a game where so many of his conptemporaries have trouble putting a sentence together. It sure does beat having that mush mouth pile of lard known as Shaq, heavy breath his way through an asinine interview.
     
    #1 zenithnadir, Jun 20, 2003
  2. TECH

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    ROFLMAO! Did that actually happen? He's one witty rascal for sure! :D
     
    #2 TECH, Jun 20, 2003
  3. C-Kompii

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    LOL, that was funny. :D

    Where did you get this conversation from?

    -G'day-
     
    #3 C-Kompii, Jun 20, 2003
  4. Quakes

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    dude... that is too sick! :D
     
    #4 Quakes, Jun 20, 2003
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    Yao "The Horse" Ming
     
    #5 Xtraordinary1, Jun 20, 2003
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    DELETED.
     
    #6 Oski2005, Jun 20, 2003
  7. Mr. Mooch

    Mr. Mooch Contributing Member

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    God, Yao is disgusting and juvenile.


    (Sorry Oski, eyes were watching)
     
    #7 Mr. Mooch, Jun 20, 2003
  8. RocketForever

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    so Yao is not that innocent after all...:D
     
    #8 RocketForever, Jun 20, 2003
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    OMFG
     
    #9 mycatuity, Jun 20, 2003
  10. terra

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    Why do you guys believe yao said that ???:confused:
     
    #10 terra, Jun 20, 2003
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    Is there a link to this quote?
     
    #11 goophers, Jun 20, 2003
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    If he said it, I'll bet the reporter didn't even get it.
     
    #12 ima_drummer2k, Jun 20, 2003
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    What are they talking about?
     
    #13 keep_rudy, Jun 20, 2003
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    Nicely put, Yao.
     
    #14 Gutter Snipe, Jun 20, 2003
  15. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Read it again...
     
    #15 ima_drummer2k, Jun 20, 2003
  16. Cipherous

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    Yeah right.
     
    #16 Cipherous, Jun 21, 2003
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    not sure how much i believe this quote.
     
    #17 Elie#17, Jun 21, 2003
  18. terra

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    YAO:

    I didn't say that dirty joke. My mom would kill me otherwise;)
     
    #18 terra, Jun 21, 2003
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    zenithnadir, even if this is a bogus interview question... you get props for coming up with something like that. ;)
     
    #19 OmegaSupreme, Jun 21, 2003
  20. Rocketsss

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    That is hilarious!;)
     
    #20 Rocketsss, Jun 21, 2003
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