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The missing coozie problem

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Sep 13, 2014.

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How do you solve the missing coozie problem

  1. Drink the naked beer first

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  2. Drink the naked beer second

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  3. Drink the naked beer that was coozied after beer 1 last

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  4. Chug all three at before kickoff and go get a $12 shiner

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    Say you smuggle three Pabst into a Texans game but only have two coozies, how do you manage that problem of maximizing the coldest beers

    There is actually a scientific mandate on how to proceed

    This is what I do. When I get to my seat I drink the coldest one. Then I put that beer's coozie on the the poor naked Pabst and drink the other one that had a coozie the whole time. Then the last one. The warmest

    But scientifically to maximize Pabst coldness across all three beers, is that the correct answer
     
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  2. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Pabst is diarrhea and hipster beer. I'd stay sober before drinking Pabst.
     
    #2 Pizza_Da_Hut, Sep 13, 2014
  3. Win

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    Kinda forgot Pabst existed... just don't ***** with my coozie.
     
    #3 Win, Sep 13, 2014
  4. Mr. Brightside

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    Store the extra Pabst in rectum.
     
    #4 Mr. Brightside, Sep 13, 2014
  5. RedRedemption

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    Just bring a beer bong to the game and chug.
     
    #5 RedRedemption, Sep 13, 2014
  6. Roc Paint

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    Pabst Deep Steel Blue Ribbon.
     
    #6 Roc Paint, Sep 13, 2014
  7. heypartner

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  8. Mr. Clutch

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    Chug one immediately and coozie the others.
     
    #8 Mr. Clutch, Sep 13, 2014
  9. heypartner

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    Understand, it likely took you 30-45 minutes to get from the ice cooler in your car to your seats. If you drink the naked Pabst first, you are drinking the warmest beer, first. And Pabst screams for being as cold as possible...unlike other "hipster" beers.

    thus the conundrum. Shouldn't you drink the coldest beer first ? whether you chug it or not?
     
    #9 heypartner, Sep 13, 2014
  10. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    PBR and Lone star are the beer I drink when I can't taste beer anymore.

    In regards of your koozie issue: chug two beers and double koozie the last one
     
    #10 REEKO_HTOWN, Sep 13, 2014
  11. Mr. Clutch

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    I think you need to drink the naked one, since it is warming at a faster rate.

    What you can do is take the coozie from the coldest one and put it on the warm one so that the warm one doesn't deteriorate any further. Then drink the cold one without a coozie.

    Yes it will be cold in your hands but the average beer temp will be scientifically higher.
     
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  12. Mr. Clutch

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    As far as cheap beer I've always liked corona, particularly when making a michelada.

    Is it available in cans? Only have had bottles.
     
    #12 Mr. Clutch, Sep 13, 2014
  13. heypartner

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    Just to be scientifically clear on this: you coozie/koozie the two that you chug and leave one naked that you double coozie after chugging the first two? Interesting. I'll have to apply that strategy to my matlab Advanced Analytics stats on beer drinking, and come back to you on that.

    Michelada--had my first in Mexico City last year. Thumbs up on that. But it must be very cold Mexican beer.
     
    #13 heypartner, Sep 13, 2014
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    Hell, heypartner. You use three of these! Don't have 3? Get another one, or maybe two. Spares are good.
     
    #14 Deckard, Sep 13, 2014
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    hence the title. the missing coozie...where is it. "Come on, heypee, we have to go." "Wait, I can't find my third coozie."
     
    #15 heypartner, Sep 13, 2014
  16. Two Sandwiches

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    Scientifically, the correct way to do it is to stop at the store on the way and just buy a new coozie.
     
    #16 Two Sandwiches, Sep 13, 2014
  17. Mr. Clutch

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    What if you lose one at the porta potty in the tailgate area.
     
    #17 Mr. Clutch, Sep 13, 2014
  18. heypartner

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    Who buys coozies at a convenience store for $2.99? They are free give aways.

    I'm from the camp of coozie holders who refuses to pay for my coozies.

    This begs for it's own thread. "Do you buy coozies?"
     
    #18 heypartner, Sep 13, 2014
  19. Two Sandwiches

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    I'm from the same camp, but I just figured scientifically, it was correct.
     
    #19 Two Sandwiches, Sep 13, 2014
  20. Buck Turgidson

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    Drink half your flask of bourbon the minute you sit down so as not to discern how amazingly ****ty PBR is.
     
    #20 Buck Turgidson, Sep 13, 2014
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