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Best Movie Ever... Freddy vs. Jason

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by OmegaSupreme, Jun 4, 2003.

  1. OmegaSupreme

    OmegaSupreme Member

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    okay... there's already another thread in here with the afi's top heros and villians and i'm upset that neither freddy or jason made the cut (get it?... cut? hahaha... okay... not funny).

    anyway, WHO WILL WIN THE BATTLE on 8-15-2003? the "nine inch nails" guy (freddy) or TMNT's casey jones on steroids (jason)?

    make sure to STATE YOUR CASE! :mad:

    i'll go first....

    everytime one of jason's movies came out, he always got his assprin kicked by the camper go'ers, so he had to sleep, hibernate, passout or something until the next movie.

    during this time, he has to have dreams... right? usually the time in between his movies were a year or more long. sooooooooooooo, freddy has all this time to whup up on jason's buttocks on while being on his own territory.

    makes sense... right?




    (by the way, if someone has done this already... sorry :(.)
     
  2. A-Train

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    Actually, Freddy Kreuger was on the list...
     
  3. MacBeth

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    Don't be silly. Mighty Mouse isn't even a real person.
     
  4. OmegaSupreme

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    really?!? good. he's deserving of it.

    i forgot to add something...

    if nancy (first one) was able to grab freddy and hang on until her alarm clock woke her up and bring freddy out of her nightmares, i'm sure jason could easily do the same thing... right?

    hmmmm... nevermind... i'm still going with my first reason. :cool:
     
  5. Drewdog

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    Michael Meyers would open a huge can of whoop-ass on either of these two clowns...
     
  6. Surfguy

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    I assume this battle between Freddy vs. Jason will be before the last Jason movie: Jason Lost in Space(or whatever). To summarize that movie, Jason got his ass handed to him in a basket by that android chick, he was then re-animated by those regeneration organisms on that spacecraft, and that gave him metal plating and body armor in addition to regenerating all his icky cells and tissue. Then, I believe the spacecraft was blown into sections and Jason was in the section exposed to space so he's floating around out there choking his chicken somewhere ;).

    I would say that version of Jason would stand a better chance against Freddy than the "before that movie" version of Jason who was basically a walking rotted corpse.

    As for Freddy, I thought you had to be asleep to enter his realm and Jason doesn't sleep...he just stands there and salivates in a corner until the campers come back each year. Maybe Freddy found a way into the real world...I dunno...I've lost track. Freddy is basically a wimp with finger blades. He seems to have some capability to generate other types of offensive weapons in the dream world(for example, his blades became heroine syringes which he used to overdose a heroine addict in one movie).

    But, in the end, they both never really die...they only fake die. So, my conclusion is it will be a draw. Even if one appears to be the winner, the sequel will always find a way to skirt the victor and bring back the bastids to battle it out. I will just have to score it like a boxing match. Whomever wins the most rounds wins. Winning by murder is not an option. In that sense, my scorecard goes to: "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE EVEN THOUGH I'M A PIECE OF ROTTED FLESH WHO SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO CRAWL LET ALONE WALK OR FIGHT....JASON!!!!!"
     
  7. OmegaSupreme

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    puh-leeze.

    the dude only comes around one day of the year... halloween. and if jamie lee curtis, a cellphone spokeswoman, can whup the dudes buttocks by sticking a coathanger in his eye then i'm sure he wouldn't stand a chance against a machete or a five-knived glove.
     
  8. AntiSonic

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    Bravo! :D

    In one unused draft, Freddy has hallucination powers in the real world, but I'm not as familiar with the Nightmare series and don't know if that ability is canon within it.

    If not, Freddy's only chance to kill Jason is in the dream world, but as Surfguy pointed out, Voorhees has been a zombie since part six and it hasn't been implied that he has to sleep (afterall, why would he if he can take several hundred bullets and still come at you). Also, when's Jason's body is completely destroyed or rendered useless, he can possess new ones (long, dumb story. See: Jason Goes To Hell).

    Freddy's best bet would probably be to trap Jason at the bottom of Crystal Lake again. Tommy Jarvis did it, so I'm sure Freddie could.
     
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    Neither Freddy nor Jason will win. It's too controversial of a subject to actually have a winner declared in the movie. All that can be said is...the audience will lose...
     
  10. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    Yea right movie is going to be sweet, although havent seen a Freddy or Jason movie for a long time. I hope Jason wins just like how he walks around and kills people, dont like the concept of killing people in there dreams like freddy does.
     
  11. VesceySux

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    Meh. I'm saving my money for Pinhead (Hellraiser) vs. Leprechaun.
     
  12. OmegaSupreme

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    easy battle. leprechaun wins.

    i know how i can get if someone messes with my money (you've seen my credit card posts :D), but i can't imagine someone messing with my pot of gold if i had one... even if they did come from the gates of hell. :mad:
     

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