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If you were a pizza delivery dude, would you rather receive a tip or t*ts?

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  1. roxxfan

    roxxfan Member

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    Inspired from YouTube videos...

    Basically you deliver a pizza. You can either choose a tip or to see a beautiful woman's breasts. On an average day, what would you choose? Please note that your job will not be in jeopardy, assume the employer will never find out. I forgot to post a poll. Oh well. Demands more honesty I guess....
     
  2. droopy421

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    Depends, does your landlord prefer money or boobs for rent?
     
  3. roxxfan

    roxxfan Member

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    True...true.
     
  4. SacTown

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    Tips. If I'm delivering Pizza then I'm doing it to earn a living wage. t*** don't pay my bills bro.
     
  5. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Well, for some... :)
     
  6. roxxfan

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    If you're hung like a horse the girls should be paying you...so it's possible
     
  7. likestohypeguy

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    Just look at them? Or make a deposit or something?
     
  8. Rox11

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    Tips. t*** are what the computer was invented for.
     
  9. roxxfan

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    Yep. Just a look
     
  10. UtilityPlayer

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    Can I touch them ? Can I squeeze those bags of sand ? Or just stare and imagine the exhilaration of boobies .....:)
     
  11. Toast

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    Is she gonna put on some sort of performance, or is this New Orleans Mardi Gras style where she just lifts her shirt for a moment?
     
  12. SacTown

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    This should answer the question:

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  13. likestohypeguy

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    In that case only at my discretion. Like if they give me a two dollar tip, and I want to see them instead, I hand the money back. Trick or treat.
     
  14. RV6

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    The poll? Forget the poll. You forgot to post the video. :p
     
  15. LCAhmed

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    Dollar dollar bill, yall
     
  16. likestohypeguy

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    I kind of want to get a delivery job now, just to ask as matter of factly as cash or credit, tips or t***.
     
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    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
     
  18. aggie87

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    if I am delivering pizza, I would want a tip.. then I take that tip and pay cover and see many more t*** at a strip club...:grin:

    seriously, if she is not touching my dick, I want my tip
     
  19. jank1434

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    If it's just a look, then tips all day. If it's a little more (if you know what I mean), then it is a different topic. That's how some popular movies start.
     
  20. SwoLy-D

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    He's talking about this:
    http://youtu.be/CxzOh5r3aA4

    <object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="//www.youtube.com/v/CxzOh5r3aA4?hl=en_US&amp;version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="//www.youtube.com/v/CxzOh5r3aA4?hl=en_US&amp;version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

    Maybe? :eek:

    Nope. I want to get paid.
     

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