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Sampson: Chandler Parsons is intangible

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Carl Herrera, Dec 11, 2013.

  1. ThatBoyNick

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    Parsons is the apples to our apple pie.
     
  2. hamsession

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    In other words, Parsons is the only person Harden listens to.
     
  3. Carl Herrera

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    You can't make cake without testicles.
     
  4. CasaDolce

    CasaDolce Rookie

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    Parsons has eggs? Are they stored in his ovaries?
     
  5. apollo33

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    parsons is cheese to my macaroni
     
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    This is what happens when you have 4 days between games.
     
  7. Dr of Dunk

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    So Chandler's the xanthum gum of our team... the binding agent.
     
  8. AroundTheWorld

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    Sampson has previously said that in scrimmages, the team Parsons is on almost always wins...somehow.
     
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  10. JustAGuy

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    You egg parsons?
     
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    Intangible?

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  12. NIKEstrad

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    Carl --

    Do you think Morey has a rigorous methodology of testing intangible assets for impairment?
     
  13. C. Orientalis

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    Nor can you make a cake without flour.
     
  14. Karolik

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    Screw intangibles. The eye test already shows me he's better than James Harden and our MVP.
     
  15. just a word

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    Actually you can make cake without eggs by using applesauce for a binding agent.
     
  16. pnr

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    All you need is cake mix and a can of coke. Pop that in the oven and its the best cake you'll ever eat.
     
  17. anchel

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    Glue guy, intangibles guy.... disagree. Simply the best Rockets of the season so far.
     
  18. acjeitherocket

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    this....indeed
     
  19. JBar

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    Right now he's sunny-side up.

    But if he refuses to give a hometown discount and signs with another team, he will be eggs Benedict.
     
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    now only if you can glue his back together and team would be set!
     

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