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  1. gifford1967

    gifford1967 Member
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    I just discovered this hilarious twitter feed.

    https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday

    It's plot summaries of Seinfeld if the show was still on today. Very well done.

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Elaine dumps her bf when she catches him singing &quot;We Are Young&quot; in the shower. George becomes a &quot;defender of gluten.&quot;</p>&mdash; Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday/statuses/318420901777534978">March 31, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>George tries to hide that despite seeing every episode he has no idea what's happening on Game of Thrones. Elaine buys defective yoga pants.</p>&mdash; Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday/statuses/336886910742048768">May 21, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Elaine is uncomfortable about how excited her adult co-workers are for NSync at the VMAs. George's gf dumps him for liking Miley's twerking.</p>&mdash; Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday/statuses/371823641677152256">August 26, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Kramer is addicted to Candy Crush, but suspects one of the levels is impossible to beat. &quot;They're modern day carnies, Jerry! It's a con!&quot;</p>&mdash; Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday/statuses/361616832672702465">July 28, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Elaine suspects her bf is gay when he's mysteriously busy during pride weekend. Kramer helps her investigate, ends up leading the parade.</p>&mdash; Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday/statuses/351371737755172866">June 30, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>George claims to be EL James, author of 50 Shades of Grey, to impress a woman. George doesn't know that EL James is woman. Jerry hates kale.</p>&mdash; Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday/statuses/344116640146923521">June 10, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>George tries to pick up a woman by claiming to be a cop that arrested a suspect in Boston case. CNN producer overhears it, runs it as fact.</p>&mdash; Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday/statuses/324590312423038977">April 17, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Kramer and Newman search Brooklyn for a McDonald's rumored to carry the McRib year-round. A Twitter troll slowly drives Jerry crazy.</p>&mdash; Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday/statuses/327496863223787521">April 25, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Kramer starts an ebay store, becomes obsessed, and starts selling Jerry's things. J:&quot;Where's my toaster?&quot; K:&quot;You still wanted that?&quot;</p>&mdash; Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday/statuses/320298095978090497">April 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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  2. leroy

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    I can picture every single episode. That show would totally still work today.
     
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  3. gifford1967

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    Word.

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Jerry makes a joke about Taylor Swift on the tonight show. Swift writes a song about him. Elaine becomes overly invested in The Bachelor.</p>&mdash; Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday/statuses/313376628405334016">March 17, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Elaine's Republican boyfriend says &quot;Thanks a lot, Obama,&quot; whenever something bad happens. Kramer claims to have created ChristianMingle.</p>&mdash; Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday/statuses/310475268127080448">March 9, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Kramer befriends Kate Upton, convinces her to get a reduction. JERRY: &quot;Are you crazy?&quot; KRAMER:&quot;What?! They were hurting her back!&quot;</p>&mdash; Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday/statuses/309047070843613184">March 5, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    george takes a trip with some sons of b****es from the astros organization. He ends up meeting crane and selling him on the idea of a ball park with endless signs replacing the city view.
     
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    Pretty funny. Would still watch.
     
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Kramer claims to find a secret, Da Vinci Code style communication in iTunes' user agreement. Elaine suspects her bf might like Justin Bieber</p>&mdash; Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday/statuses/308693979975782400">March 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    Nice find!
     
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    I lol'ed just at these summaries. Actual episodes would be gold, Jerry! Gold!
     
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    That's awesome, Seinfeld is one of my favorite shows ever. I agree with others, it would definitely work today.
     
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>George has mastered the perfect angle to make himself &quot;Skype Hot,&quot; but now his long-distance gf (Ellie Kemper) is coming to visit.</p>&mdash; Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday/statuses/305026802223558656">February 22, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>George's new gf is angry that the dick pic he sent wasn't taken for her but is his &quot;go-to&quot; pic. &quot;I'm supposed to take a new one each time?!&quot;</p>&mdash; Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday/statuses/302184313418555392">February 14, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    they need to go ahead and make this.
     
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    that is awesome, this whole deal is awesome.

    Jerry swears off texting women. "I'm back to the phone! With the phone, you worry once a day and you're done. With texting, it never ends."
     
    #15 Buck Turgidson, Sep 5, 2013
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    I think the guy who does the tweets got a job writing for some TV show.
     
    #16 da_juice, Sep 5, 2013
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    This show would work but no one would watch it.

    RIP: Happy Endings.
     
    #17 DreamShook, Sep 5, 2013
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    The Grammar Nazi, guest starring SwoLy-D :p
     
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    Seinfeld was great, but we have to move on. This feels like an I Love Lucy sketch on SNL or something.
     
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