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[Slightly Gross] So I learned a great lesson tonight...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Two Sandwiches, Aug 5, 2013.

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  1. Two Sandwiches

    Two Sandwiches Member

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    Never poop and eat a chocolate chip cookie at the same time.



    When you go to wipe, you won't know what's what.
     
    #1 Two Sandwiches, Aug 5, 2013
  2. robbie380

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    Pretty easy way to find out....
     
    #2 robbie380, Aug 5, 2013
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  3. conquistador#11

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    looks like we've been snubbed. pics or it didn't happen.
     
    #3 conquistador#11, Aug 5, 2013
  4. mikennite

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    "I should try this!"-White People
     
    #4 mikennite, Aug 5, 2013
  5. mvpcrossxover

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    you don't eat where you scheet!

    or is it?

    you don't scheet where you eat!
     
    #5 mvpcrossxover, Aug 5, 2013
  6. Invisible Fan

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    I would never eat when I'm crapping. You realize taste is like 80% smell?

    This should be a poll.
     
    #6 Invisible Fan, Aug 5, 2013
  7. Jontro

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    Irrelevant. I have someone else to wipe for me.
     
    #7 Jontro, Aug 5, 2013
  8. el gnomo

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    what about a mcflurry?
     
    #8 el gnomo, Aug 5, 2013
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  9. atomicanderz

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    That's why they haven't released a brown iPad.
     
    #9 atomicanderz, Aug 5, 2013
  10. Xenochimera

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    taste it to be sure
     
    #10 Xenochimera, Aug 5, 2013
  11. droopy421

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    I imagine OP looking at a chocolate chip cookie in one hand and **** paper in the other with his mind just completely blown.
     
    #11 droopy421, Aug 5, 2013
  12. giddyup

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    That is some kind of action you have going on down there...
     
    #12 giddyup, Aug 5, 2013
  13. Aarackniid

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    This. Lmao
     
    #13 Aarackniid, Aug 5, 2013
  14. Kam

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    Rofl.


    Big ups for bringing that up.
     
    #14 Kam, Aug 5, 2013
  15. SwoLy-D

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    Raisins, Chocolate Chips, Roaches, or Poop droppings? YOU DECIDE. Next, on FOX News! :cool: I'm Isaiah Carey!

    [let's get out this country *ss **** town!]
     
    #15 SwoLy-D, Aug 5, 2013
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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/TPxiXGr9nFM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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  17. LCII

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    Do you wipe your ass with chocolate chip cookies? If not, there should be no confusion.
     
    #17 LCII, Aug 5, 2013
  18. Blurr#7

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    How is this "slightly gross"?
     
    #18 Blurr#7, Aug 6, 2013
  19. Rodman23

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    why? do the cookies have laxatives
     
    #19 Rodman23, Aug 6, 2013
  20. Jontro

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    This is standard practice in some countries. Some even wipe with money.
     
    #20 Jontro, Aug 6, 2013
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