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NBA Teams' Personal Vendettas against the Houston Rockets

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by vstexas09, Aug 5, 2013.

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  1. vstexas09

    vstexas09 Member

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    Kastuul's post in the Draymond Green thread is the motivation for starting this one.

    Our New Age Rockets have a lot of personal vendettas against them..32 to be precise.

    I'm bored, so with the addition of kastuul's list, here are our 32.


    The Celtics hate us because we took one of their 80s Golden Boys and made him coach.

    The 76ers hate us because they just realized who Royce White is.

    The Raptors hate us because we're American.

    The Nets hate us because Deron got ejected in the first half in the midst of a hot shooting streak, and D-Mo took ex-Net Kris Humphries to school.

    The Mavs hate us because we've made Cuban's rebuilding plan look like *****.

    The Grizz hate us because we have a boss dynamic duo with Asik/Howard.

    The Pelicans hate us because we have an awesome team name and better jerseys.

    The Spurs hate us because Harden is the new-eurostepper in the state.

    The Cavs hate us because Casspi is about to go HAM for us.

    The Pistons hate us because we overpaid an at-least serviceable point guard. (I would not take Jennings over Lin, so let's that debate here.)

    The Pacers hate us because we're going to be the new young team in the Conference Finals next year.

    The Bucks hate us because Dwight is better than Larry Sanders, even though NNL says otherwise.

    The Nuggets hate us because we still have our GM.

    The Wolves hate us because of the marvelous comeback at TC this past March.

    The Blazers hate us because LMA would love to come to the H.

    The Jazz hate us because their fans cheered us to try and win by 50.

    The Hawks hate us because they have no hometown hero to call on.

    The Heat hate us because 'Ray Allen was the greatest of all time, but this is James Harden's time'.

    The Magic hate us because they missed out on a wonderful deal 2 years ago.

    The Wizards hate us because we're the most magical team in the league, and they have Trevor Ariza.

    The Clippers hate us because we didn't overpay a glorified dunker ;)

    The Suns hate us because Dragic hates us, and Dragic is sad.

    The Kings hate us because they try so hard to be like us, but they just...can't.

    The Bobcats hate us because the RGV Vipers are better than them?

    Feel free to add more!
     
    #1 vstexas09, Aug 5, 2013
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    IBTL. This was terrible...couldnt finish
     
    #2 3rdRingsAComin, Aug 5, 2013
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    Nomination for the worst thread in internet history.
     
    #3 jacoby, Aug 5, 2013
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    OP hates us cuz we didn't agree
     
    #4 King901, Aug 5, 2013
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    They hate us because of OP and kastuul
     
    #5 Patterned919, Aug 5, 2013
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    off season blahs cause insanity.
     
    #6 ico4498, Aug 5, 2013
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    vullsheet texas hates us.
     
    #7 dragician, Aug 5, 2013
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    In...before...the...lock
     
    #8 luckytxn, Aug 5, 2013
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    who is draymond green?
     
    #9 Rodman23, Aug 5, 2013
  10. Chuck04

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    Eh, some of them weren't too bad... Such as:

     
    #10 Chuck04, Aug 5, 2013
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    GOOD I hope we become the villain I like it
     
    #11 rocketblood713, Aug 5, 2013
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    This thread had so much potential...
     
    #12 IzakDavid13, Aug 5, 2013
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    In before the lock, has got to be the most annoying thing i ever read in a thread. Along with all the negative posts. If you dont like just dont F'n post, that simple.
     
    #13 ZNB, Aug 5, 2013
  14. el gnomo

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    Agree. At least OP meant well. And it's certainly better than another mother effing Lin thread.
     
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    IB4TL has it's time and place though. Usually in Lin threads or r****ded trade threads.
     
    #15 el gnomo, Aug 5, 2013
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    "In before the..."

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    SHUT UP.
     
    #16 keez857, Aug 5, 2013
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    There were some good ones in there. 3/5.
     
    #17 Scarface281, Aug 5, 2013
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    Yeah but can you tell us why teams hate us doe?
     
    #18 Jontro, Aug 5, 2013
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    I liked finding references to certain things here and there, decent list haha
     
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    'I read all of it right through, it was so smart and funny. Grade A thread though. You should make more!"

    -Said by absolutely no one ever.
     
    #20 SF3isBack!!, Aug 5, 2013
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