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Dwight ESPYs Burn

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by el gnomo, Jul 17, 2013.

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  1. ScolaIsBallin

    ScolaIsBallin Member

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    This makes me mad. So it should make Dwight very mad.
     
    #41 ScolaIsBallin, Jul 17, 2013
  2. rezdawg

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    We have some silly senses of humor here...that was about as elementary as it gets. Im surprised to see so many people thinking it was hilarious. 90% of the jokes on the ESPYs are stupid...and the Dwight Howard stuff was almost as dumb as the Jay Z stuff.
     
    #42 rezdawg, Jul 17, 2013
  3. knickstorm

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    jesus lighten up people. He's taking shots at everyone, it's the freaking monologue.

    THe whole left LA and helped them win wasn't too funny. But the look at the "greatest hits" was.
     
    #43 knickstorm, Jul 17, 2013
  4. el gnomo

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    LeBron got it pretty bad in 2010... they even had a 3 minute Steve Carrell skit mocking him.
     
    #44 el gnomo, Jul 17, 2013
  5. el gnomo

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    Exactly. Dwight seems to have a decent sense of humor, I'm sure even he got a chuckle out of the zero second highlight reel.
     
    #45 el gnomo, Jul 17, 2013
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    bah! i missed it.
     
    #46 xomox, Jul 17, 2013
  7. Panda23

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    Best to let sleeping dogs lie.

    Lakers just can't process how someone wouldn't want to play for them. It's like when a chick goes bat**** insane cause a guy doesn't want a bit of her.
     
    #47 Panda23, Jul 17, 2013
  8. el gnomo

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    I'm sure Seth Meyers hammered him pretty bad in the opening monologue too.

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/keIdgoJYiy8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    The highlight reel was pretty funny tho
     
    #49 Panda23, Jul 17, 2013
  10. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Dwight said it hurt him wen a laker fan hit him in the face with a jersey.

    He's going to have that "joke" on repeat.
     
    #50 REEKO_HTOWN, Jul 17, 2013
  11. Severe Rowdy

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    i agree with rocket launch.
    it was a bit funny.. cause he got clowned.. but yeah that was totally disrespectful of a national televised network or show to even put their two cents in like that. just sayin...
     
    #51 Severe Rowdy, Jul 17, 2013
  12. Dave_78

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    Dwight in his first game as a Rocket playing the Lakers: 30 and 15

    Book it.
     
    #52 Dave_78, Jul 17, 2013
  13. yo

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    What about the 10 other athletes he roasted?
    Have a sense of humor you all, geez. It's nice to see something other than these rich elites verbally fellating each other on television.
     
    #53 yo, Jul 17, 2013
  14. JayGoogle

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    Lebron and Wade won't be laughing for long :p
     
    #54 JayGoogle, Jul 17, 2013
  15. Amel

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    putting him out there in front of that audience just gives him more will to come back and dominate the league

    thank you ESPN
     
    #55 Amel, Jul 17, 2013
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    That was funny....move along.
     
    #56 dsid411, Jul 17, 2013
  17. SSP365

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    i laughed it wasnt that bad.

    Lots of athletes have gotten it a lot worse.

    its not that serious.
     
    #57 SSP365, Jul 17, 2013
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    They won't be laughing when the Lakers go 29-53 next season*.

    *Until the NBA gives them the #1 pick because, LA
     
    #58 OremLK, Jul 17, 2013
  19. chandlerbang21

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    Dwight is gonna DESTROY the league this year i hope.
     
    #59 chandlerbang21, Jul 17, 2013
  20. khanhdum

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    yup...some people take it too serious
     
    #60 khanhdum, Jul 17, 2013
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