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My flight got re-routed and I'm stuck in Dallas for the night...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by s land balla, May 31, 2013.

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  1. s land balla

    s land balla Member

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    Well this sucks.
     
    #1 s land balla, May 31, 2013
  2. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    Lock all doors and windows. Extinguish all lights and sounds to avoid attracting attention.
     
    #2 napalm06, May 31, 2013
  3. Jontro

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    Try to blend in with the wall. Avoid all communications with the locals.
     
    #3 Jontro, May 31, 2013
  4. tamericus

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    Just relax, take deep breaths. It'll all be over soon.
     
    #4 tamericus, May 31, 2013
  5. RKREBORN

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    Act like an arrogant prick for the night, you'll blend right in.
     
    #5 RKREBORN, May 31, 2013
  6. LonghornFan

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    If you're wearing a $200 suit you'll be looking baller. Rent a BMW .335 and you're at total baller status. I almost feel sorry for you, but it's better than being stuck in...

    I can't think of one.
     
    #6 LonghornFan, May 31, 2013
  7. platypus

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    Well looks like you're gonna have to burn your suit. And your clothing. And possibly anything that had contact with dalla....(shudders)
     
    #7 platypus, May 31, 2013
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    I am atheist but I am compelled to pray for you. Stay strong. Live long.
     
    #8 Xsatyr, Jun 1, 2013
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    When daylight breaks run as fast you can.
     
    #9 droopy421, Jun 1, 2013
  10. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Your first visit to Oklahoma?
     
    #10 CometsWin, Jun 1, 2013
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    Hey man, i dont know why so many people are hatin on dallas, it's a pretty damn good city




    said no one ever
     
    #11 SuperBeeKay, Jun 1, 2013
  12. Two Sandwiches

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    Was once at a Texans and Bills game in Buffalo and we sat next to some Canadians cheering for the Texans.

    We proceeded to have this conversation:

    Him:"My wife is from Texas."

    Me:"Really? Me too. I grew up there. What part is she from?"

    Him:"A small town in north Texas called Oklahoma."

    Yeah, I think the alcohol was partly to blame for his ignorance.
     
    #12 Two Sandwiches, Jun 1, 2013
  13. Dairy Ashford

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    I thought it was a joke, like Cory Booker at a fundraiser saying his family was from a small island south of Spain.
     
    #13 Dairy Ashford, Jun 1, 2013
  14. Haymitch

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    I think it's safe to assume s land balla has taken his own life by now.

    RIP s land balla.
     
    #14 Haymitch, Jun 1, 2013
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    #15 Yung-T, Jun 1, 2013
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    People say that if you go to any Addison bar around 3 am, you can catch a glimpse of him bedding down for the night in his unaffordable, fully loaded BMW.
     
    #16 The Captain, Jun 1, 2013
  17. percicles

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    Sorry bro. For a night I would rather be in Cleveland. They at least have the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, which in and of itself is a architectural work of art. Certainly greater than than any building in Dallas.
     
    #17 percicles, Jun 1, 2013
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    UPDATE: I was able to escape intact, unharmed, and more or less mentally stable.
     
    #18 s land balla, Jun 1, 2013
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    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Check to see if your balls are still there
     
    #19 REEKO_HTOWN, Jun 1, 2013
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    Admit yourself to S.H.I.E.L.D. or Homeland Security to see if you've been contaminated.
     
    #20 Jontro, Jun 1, 2013
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