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My wife has discovered Chandler Parsons...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Two Sandwiches, Apr 23, 2013.

  1. Two Sandwiches

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    Now she's a Rockets fan, and I can watch the games any time I want.


    #feebleminds
     
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  2. jacoby

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    She's leaving you bro.
     
  3. Spooner

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    Until he gets traded
     
  4. BasketballReasons

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    ...to Utah...
     
  5. bloodwings19

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    Tell your wife, Parsons is Lin's property.
     
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    Does she fap to Parsons?
     
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    Unfortunately not the husband
     
  8. Reach

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    So is that how marriage is like?
     
  9. tinywang

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    Eddie Was Snubbed
     
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    She has got to be a LOH.
     
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    Check her mobile for sexting to parsons...
     
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    wait til she notices d-mo and delfino
     
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    The OP's SN is really fitting for this thread.
     
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    She doesn't want Jeremy Lin? Why is your wife so racist?
     
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    lmao. beat me to it.
     
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    Consider yourself lucky. My GF discovered Kevin Durant. She even started watching Thunder games when I wasn't home. I think she just fantasizes about him cleaning her gutters (no, that's not a metaphor) and changing light bulbs.

    The good news is she's more of a Rockets fan than a Durant fan, so there's no conflict during this series.
     
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    Until he gets traded to Sacramento so that she can fall in love with Demarcus Cousins.
     
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    Your wife has good eyes. #keeper
     
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