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Favorite real american heroes/real men of genius spot...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by A-Train, Jan 29, 2003.

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  1. A-Train

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    I'll go for Mr. restroom toilet paper refiller...

    While others rest, you can't… because somewhere there's a guy with his pants around his ankles doing the bunny hop in search of a fresh roll.
    (Hop! Hop! Hop!)
     
    #1 A-Train, Jan 29, 2003
  2. Castor27

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    Is there a list of some of these spots? I hear them and can never remember them. Some of them are great.

    CK
     
    #2 Castor27, Jan 29, 2003
  3. A-Train

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    #3 A-Train, Jan 29, 2003
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    Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer

    you think it looks natural, but it couldn't look phonier if it had a chin strap

    Mr. Bass Plaque Maker

    in your capable hands, we know that our trout will never will never look trashy, our croppey never crappy

    Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy

    armed with your rickety bike, you battle traffic, bad weather, and the occasional busted elevator. and why do you do it? because somewhere some guy is waiting for his kung pow crab puffs, and he's got a dollar fifty seven with your name on it

    Mr. Fake Tatoo Inventor

    thru the miracle of hypoallergenic adhesives, you transform us from mild mannered accountant into roadhouse biker hooligan

    Mr. Foot Long Hot Dog Inventor

    you made a ten inch weiner, and people cheered
    (oh!)
    but you weren't satisfied. you said, "wait, i think i can still give you two more inches."

    Mr. All You Can Eat Buffet Inventor

    f there's beef, you'll chip it. If there's chicken, you'll fry it. And if there's gravy, well then everything's going to be o.k.

    Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator

    Your keen instincts tell you to stick to activities that involve lots of bouncing and jiggling. And if that doesn't work, who cares? You're all naked.

    Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player

    And even though you've never had groupies, you have bagged the occasional bridesmaid.
     
    #4 codell, Jan 29, 2003
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    Nudist Colony Event Coordinator is by far my favorite. Those commercials are hillarious.
     
    #5 pgabriel, Jan 29, 2003
  6. Castor27

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    mr. underwear inspector number 12

    dedicating yourself to a craft others might pou pou, you can pass every single man on the street and say with pride, "you there, you're wearing my underpants, and no, i don't want them back."
    so crack open an ice cold bud light eagle eyes, because we're all glad you've got your hands in our shorts
     
    #6 Castor27, Jan 29, 2003
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    Mr. Pro Wrestling Costume Designer
    Mr. Male Fur Coat Wearer (has a look that's all his own and it's full on FURtastic!!!) :D
     
    #7 Refman, Jan 29, 2003
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    It is crime punishable by public caning, to use the term real and genius without mentioning this.
     
    #8 DEANBCURTIS, Jan 30, 2003
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