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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Icehouse, Jul 14, 2012.

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  1. Icehouse

    Icehouse Member

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    That is all. This is the best site in the world.
     
    #1 Icehouse, Jul 14, 2012
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  2. The Real Shady

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    Poor kids going to be traumatized.
     
    #2 The Real Shady, Jul 14, 2012
  3. krosfyah

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    Best Ass thread?
     
    #3 krosfyah, Jul 14, 2012
  4. Warning-Sign

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    You must be an unfit parent. JK
     
    #4 Warning-Sign, Jul 14, 2012
  5. Nice Rollin

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    baylorbear09 thread?
     
    #5 Nice Rollin, Jul 14, 2012
  6. Qball

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    Just stay away from D&D!
     
    #6 Qball, Jul 14, 2012
  7. CCorn

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    Is it an 8/10 newborn?
     
    #7 CCorn, Jul 14, 2012
  8. RedRedemption

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    Newborn? Too old.

    Kam
     
    #8 RedRedemption, Jul 14, 2012
  9. plcmts17

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    Expecting a bump in one of the poop threads any moment now.
     
    #9 plcmts17, Jul 14, 2012
  10. Sirayan

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    This is good. Before you know it they'll be walking and trolling!
     
    #10 Sirayan, Jul 14, 2012
  11. NateNate

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    my newborn reads Cluthfans to me
     
    #11 NateNate, Jul 14, 2012
  12. TheresTheDagger

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    Another asset.
     
    #12 TheresTheDagger, Jul 14, 2012
  13. htownrox1

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    You read clutchfans?

    Why you no read dictionary?

    [​IMG]
     
    #13 htownrox1, Jul 14, 2012
  14. hotballa

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    I am 12 MONTHS old and what is this?
     
    #14 hotballa, Jul 14, 2012
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  15. dharocks

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    You should be deeply ashamed of yourself sir
     
    #15 dharocks, Jul 14, 2012
  16. A_3PO

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    Congrats! Is this your first?
     
    #16 A_3PO, Jul 14, 2012
  17. david_rocket

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    please not read to him all the threads by SCK or paultsfk
     
    #17 david_rocket, Jul 14, 2012
  18. crossover

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    Life advice from Clutchfans:

    1. Always be near a sink in case you have to wash your junk.
    2. Be positive and try to give things at least a 8/10.
    3. Treat everything like an asset.
    4. Remember to take pics of things or people will declare they didn't happen.
    5. New things are like the new T-mac of wherever they come from until proven otherwise.
    6. For your own good, never agree with DD.
    7. If you get a ride, make sure it's a ride-ride.
    8. There's nothing wrong with being #14 every year.
    9. Hakeem Olajuwon is god tier.
    10. Don't read Clutchfans to your newborn.
     
    #18 crossover, Jul 14, 2012
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  19. Jontro

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    Teach him brahology at an early age.

    Genius.
     
    #19 Jontro, Jul 14, 2012
  20. ballerboy001

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    Or else ye be banned?:)
     
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