What I mean by the title is this: What is the best thing you have ever tasted? What is the worst thing you have ever tasted? What is the best thing you have ever heard? What is the worst thing you have ever heard? What is the best thing you ever physically felt? What is the worst thing you ever physically felt? What is the best thing you have ever smelled? What is the worst thing you have ever smelled? What is the best thing you have ever seen? What is the worst thing you have ever seen?
One of these is really easy, the worst thing I ever smelled... A 3 month old carton of eggs (thought they were new) were used to make scrambled eggs. I cracked the egg into a hot pan...I noticed it was BLACK when it dropped into the pan and within seconds of hitting the pan there was a smell i cringe whenever i think about it...my wife was behind me when I was cooking it and she nearly threw up...I was absolutely pissed at her for being in my way because I was trying to move back and she impeding my ability to move away from it. I don't think I could ever put into words how disgusting and offensive the smell was...
Best thing I have ever seen was when I was on one of the higher points on the Great Wall of China. Spectacular view.
Impossible question, but I'll give it a shot Seen: Best - Boobs / Worst - Miami Zombie Victim's face Heard: Best - Bohemian Rhapsody / Worst - Scratching a chalkboard Tasted: Best - So many things, but I'll go Parmesan encrusted chicken from Longhorn / Worst - You don't want to know Felt: Best - Boobs / Worst - Oven Smelled: Best - Pancakes / Worst - Probably some trash
best / worst taste: breakfast / kimchee heard: waking up to waves crashing on the beach / waking up in NYC felt: boobs / (can I say tequila hangover?) smelled: bacon in the morning / city trash seen: horizons (the bigger the better) / city trash
Probably the most disgusting thing I ever saw in person was after my son was born. Do not look towards the vagina after birth. Focus on the baby. That is for sure.
