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proof zombies are real man ...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ROXRAN, May 28, 2012.

  1. trueroxfan

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    I was asking the same thing earlier. I figure he either was fked up out of his mind too, or he ptfo due to shock. You would think no matter how wasted you were, napping or whatever, if someone took a bite out of your face, you would at the very least say "ouch, stop biting my face."
     
  2. trueroxfan

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    LSD?

    I would have figured PCP.

    I spent the morning watching PCP Freakout videos on youtube. Pretty hilarious stuff. Why would anyone try these drugs? I am as curious as the next guy, but I am never risking it.
     
  3. Yonkers

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    He tried but... HE HAD NO LIPS
     
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    I've seen that exact same picture before. I am calling fake.
     
  5. SwoLy-D

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    Zombie? It's in your head. Sincerely, los mariachis. [​IMG]

    <object width="480" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PKD6k_VRH5o?version=3&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PKD6k_VRH5o?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="360" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>


    Awesome. :cool:
     
  6. magnetik

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    he kinda looks like Andre Rison.
     
  7. trueroxfan

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    LOL, do you need lips to scream?

    Not to mention, the first bite didn't take everything off...I assume.

    So he had to be OUT.OF.IT. like reallllllllllllly f'ed up or something to not notice that. Maybe he did, but his screams went unheard. Actually, come to think of it, I read an article that said witnesses heard a struggle, maybe he did try to fight him off, was drunk, fell and hit his head, ptfo and woke up without a face...

    Bad day to quit drinking
     
  8. Yonkers

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    He could probably scream but he couldn't say 'ouch, stop biting my face'. It would come out 'outh, staw icing eye ace'.
     
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  9. trueroxfan

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    LMAO

    That's if he bit his lips first. Maybe he was going for a kiss, missed, and said F it this **** taste's goooooood.
     
  10. eveluvsrox

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    I was thinking he looks like Ron Artest with a skinnier face.
     
  11. SpaceCityKid

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    I hear only way zombies have sex is through the buttocks
     
  12. Jontro

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    WTH, I can't fap to this....
     
  13. Cowboy_Bebop

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    Just reading this just make me want to throw up.
     
  14. Rip Van Rocket

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    Naked and on an off-ramp? Were these two naked guys walking along a freeway and one guy starts eating the other? How did two naked guys end up on an off-ramp?
     
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    That's f'd up!

    I laughed. I immediately feel bad for laughing. :(
     
  17. MoonDogg

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    So for lunch, I was eating some leftover ribs. And they weren't quite "fall of the bone" tender, so I had to work a little to pull the meat from the bone. The sound of that is what I would imagine the sound of biting someone's face off. Minus the excessive growling, of course.
     
  19. Dairy Ashford

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    I can never look at these pictures. My mind races too much when I sleep for this imagery to not get in there. I believe in insanity defenses (assuming the psych exams bear it out), but when animals get out of line we take them down; and at least figuratively I have a hard time calling this individual a human.
     

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