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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by KingCheetah, May 18, 2012.

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Should they sink or swim?

  1. Sink

    34 vote(s)
    75.6%

  2. Swim

    11 vote(s)
    24.4%
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  1. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Should they sink or swim?
     
    #1 KingCheetah, May 18, 2012
  2. DonnyMost

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    Sinkers > Floaters.

    Turds should be efficient, compact, and dense.
     
    #2 DonnyMost, May 18, 2012
  3. Child_Plz

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    Technically sinkers will eventually be floaters.
     
    #3 Child_Plz, May 18, 2012
  4. Relentless

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    Wait, are we talking masturbation or defecation
     
    #4 Relentless, May 18, 2012
  5. rhadamanthus

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    what says weslinder, I ask?
     
    #5 rhadamanthus, May 18, 2012
  6. ling ling

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    It could be a splatter.
     
    #6 ling ling, May 18, 2012
  7. Isabel

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    Floaters are gross.
     
    #7 Isabel, May 18, 2012
  8. Cannonball

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    Sinkers. Everybody knows brown kids can't swim.
     
    #8 Cannonball, May 18, 2012
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  9. GRENDEL

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    <a target='_blank' title='ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting' href='http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/171/caddyshack742689.jpg/'><img src='http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/447/caddyshack742689.jpg' border='0'/></a>
     
    #9 GRENDEL, May 18, 2012
  10. pirc1

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    So Cheetah wants to be Hotballa 2.0?
     
    #10 pirc1, May 18, 2012
  11. krnxsnoopy

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    They should disintegrate prior to hitting the water, like fart clouds into the air.
     
    #11 krnxsnoopy, May 18, 2012
  12. jank1434

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    What about middlers. Not really sinkers, not really floaters. That'd be trippy
     
    #12 jank1434, May 18, 2012
  13. Isabel

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    middler.... if you could somehow engineer it to have the exact same density as water. :) i guess some air/fat content but not too much.
     
    #13 Isabel, May 18, 2012
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    Tony Hawk it.

    It should end up under your seat.
     
    #14 atomicanderz, May 18, 2012
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  15. LonghornFan

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    Mine look like floating lily pads making a film on top.
     
    #15 LonghornFan, May 18, 2012
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    [​IMG]
     
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  17. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    With proper fiber they should float... or is it the other way around?
     
    #17 KingCheetah, May 18, 2012
  18. LonghornFan

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    Good job Cheetah. Haven't had a good turd thread in a while. Big fan.

    BTW- My Schnauzer eats so much grass I have to pull this stuff out of his ass by hand at least twice a week. Nasty pic, put down your sandwich.

    [​IMG]
     
    #18 LonghornFan, May 18, 2012
  19. IBTL

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    my favorite is when the Huxtable clan channel their inner Ray Charles with a musical tribute, and then rudy steals the spotlight as usual.
     
    #19 IBTL, May 18, 2012
  20. BrieflySpeaking

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    I eat real food so my **** never floats. :p
     
    #20 BrieflySpeaking, May 18, 2012
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