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probably the stupidest question i have asked...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, May 14, 2012.

  1. krnxsnoopy

    krnxsnoopy Contributing Member

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    Wow you're asian jokes are getting ridiculous. What are you refering to here? Their muff? Their bush? Are they your go-to punching bag race?

    Give it a rest. Especially somebody who looks the way you do, a 6'3 unathletic chubby white guy who lives vicariously through football and basketball forums because you can't play sports worth crap in real life. You should be the last person making fun of other people.
     
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  2. hotballa

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  3. macalu

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    OP isn't exactly a 40 year old virgin nor a 10 year old 5th grader.
     
  4. hotballa

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    thank you Nero for defending me, although my face does sting a bit from the backhand. You are probably right though, I should start using yahoo answers or something for questions like this. If I had known that a vag with two holes is in the same league as the sky is blue information territory, I definitely wouldn't have put it out there on CF.
     
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    As biologist.
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  6. eveluvsrox

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    Learn from Brian McKnight
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  7. SacTown

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    OMG. Subscribed.
     
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  9. EAZY...

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    This. Now on a different topic, Nero you've done theater correct?
     
  10. rocketsjudoka

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    This video might help.

    http://youtu.be/o8N9gbQ11UA
     
  11. jank1434

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    If you are going to hijack this epic thread, you'll have to do better than theater.

    Anatomy- 1
    Eazy... - 0
     
  12. Rashmon

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    In all these years you have not seen the cross section diagram of the female reproduction system? Look on your doctor's wall at your next physical.

    I was going to post it here, but figured the Victorian sensibilities of some would be offended, and I don't know how to spoiler it, so here's a link for you (and any others who need it):

    http://www.moondragon.org/images/femaleanatomy.jpg
     
  13. trustme

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    And this guy owns a restaurant?
     
  14. EAZY...

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    Fine, you're a vagina. :grin:
     
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    Did they actually teach you guys? Our sex-ed in 5th/6th grade consisted of learning about puberty (armpit hair, acne etc.), in 8th grade they taught us the anatomy, but nothing else (that was a waste, learning all these medical terms for nothing) and then in 9th grade they assume we all know everything about sex and belittle us for not knowing how to put on a condom (because every sexually active 14 year old is using protection and knows to check for the expiration date).
     
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    I don't think that's right. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.
     
  18. RV6

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    wth is going on the Dr. Oz show right now?

    I was tuning in to get you his email and noticed his audience are purely women in their bathing suits...hmm.
     
  19. ashiin

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    I better watch this in 3D

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  20. ima_drummer2k

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    It's not even about what you may or may not have learned from your sex ed class back in jr high. I just sort of assumed that anyone who has ever talked to a real live woman about sex at some point in your adult life would have been set straight on this issue from the very get-go. LOL.

    God DAMN, I love clutchfans!
     

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