favorite movie quotes

"What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"

"Black...bald..."

"Does he look like a b****?"

"What?"

"I SAID DOES HE LOOK LIKE A b****?"

"No."

"Then why are you ****ing him like one?"

 

Some scenes from underated movies I enjoyed. Wish I could all the good ones, but sadly not available. Not really quotes butttt

The quote about psychos about half way through had me rolling.

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"MALLIBU BARBIE"

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start at about 1:10

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Start at 3:50
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The Avengers when the old man says "There will always be people like you"
The Specialist when James Woods is going up an elevator to kill Stallone in a hotel and pushes an old man out and tells him to "Take the stairs....and get a new shirt"

The only good part of Spiderman III (audience clapped LOUDLY)
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Just about the entire movie "Monty Python's Holy Grail" is quotable. A few of my favorites:

1)Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

King Arthur: Be quiet!

Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

2) Large Man: Who's that then?
Dead Collector: I dunno. Must be a king.
Large Man: Why?
Dead Collector: He hasn't got **** all over him.

3) Frenchman: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! [makes taunting gestures at them]
Sir Galahad: What a strange person.
King Arthur: Now, look here, my good man--
Frenchman: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
Frenchman: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

 

The (Nicholson) Joker: "Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

Bullet Tooth Tony: "And the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point five O...Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!"

Private Joker: I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.

 

this movie is bat**** crazy, but i love it.

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"shoot him again"
"why?"
"his soul is still dancing"

NSFW language
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"What the f*** is that? A f***ing iguana."

 

"it's not a toomaaa!!"

 

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Put that coffee down. Coffee is for closers only.
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" she so fat,If you want to **** her, you have to slap the thigh and ride the wave in."