Best door to door salesman ever

There was a guy going door to door selling carpet cleaners yesterday in my neighborhood. He used pity, though, and although I pitied him, it didn't work.

Do door-to-door guys always have to wear white and black?

 

I would buy it. Funny stuff.

 

he'll be funny until he gets his grill fixed.

sincerely,

Spoiler

 

Credit to him for stringing so many references together effortlessly, but at the same time I felt like a lot of his material could instantly lose him a sale. For example, he said "I'm from my momma, but don't tell my daddy - he's a f*****."

 

I don't know if he's the best but he sure is the most validating.

 

so $36 for 10 minutes of laugher. Fair deal.

 

And a spray bottle with cleaning solution inside.

 

It's almost damn near a minstrel show. he's blowing racial jokes out every 2 seconds. Funny but a bit sad.

 

That was good. Thanks for the laugh. Would love to see this guy do something showing off more material.

 

Interesting.

I wonder who taught this guy and the ones you mentioned all those lines. Maybe there's a manual or something that's updated ever so often. But I have to give it to this guy for spouting a reply for every question these people had (save for the "how much?").

 

Two nights ago a guy like this came to my house but he was selling magazine subscriptions and it was to "help disadvantaged kids". He did a lot of the same racial stuff, telling me what my neighbors did ("you know Judge Adams around the corner? He told me he bought 5 subscriptions because he liked my tenacity and felt I needed a second chance" kind of stuff )and asking me what I did for a living and all that.

I not only don't give random people checks for nothing but I hated the fake neighbor stories and the racist-rooted "I'm black in a what neighborhood" humor was sad and annoying. I wanted to tell him to kill the minstrel show, but didn't want to be mean.

 

This guy has a bright future.

 

well worth the $36? dollars he's charging... they probably made back the $36 from the 100k youtube views

 

Wow. That man deserves some business.