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Pleasurebots: Cheating or Masturbation?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Captain, Oct 6, 2011.

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Cheating or Masturbation?

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  1. GRENDEL

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    <a target='_blank' title='ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting' href='http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/215/500gigolojoejaneai.jpg/'><img src='http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5462/500gigolojoejaneai.jpg' border='0'/></a>

    <a target='_blank' title='ImageShack - Image And Video Hosting' href='http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/593/cherry2000v05.jpg/'><img src='http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/8935/cherry2000v05.jpg' border='0'/></a>
     
    #21 GRENDEL, Oct 6, 2011
  2. Bandwagoner

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    WTF, it seems like the Japanese are the only ones even working on these.


    Get with it, scientists. We can make women obsolete.
     
    #22 Bandwagoner, Oct 6, 2011
  3. SwoLy-D

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    ^ as long as we can program them to nag us about putting the toilet seat down... we're set! :grin:
     
    #23 SwoLy-D, Oct 6, 2011
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    maybe it's both?
     
    #24 3814, Oct 6, 2011
  5. The Captain

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    Swoly, this thread isn't about making us want to cheat on our pleasurebots.
     
    #25 The Captain, Oct 6, 2011
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  6. Maximus

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    [​IMG]

    (how do i spoiler ****?)

    The real question is, would you be gay if you got a bj from a male bot? It aint gay if it's a bot!

    Would America ban man and man bot marriage?
     
    #26 Maximus, Oct 6, 2011
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    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    What is this pleasurebot and how do I get one?
     
    #27 rockbox, Oct 6, 2011
  8. The Captain

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    I guess it's somewhat gay if you're getting turned on by a male facsimile. But then again, maybe your mother is very German, too.

    spoiler (without spaces): [ spoiler ] text [ /spoiler ]
     
    #28 The Captain, Oct 6, 2011
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    #29 weslinder, Oct 6, 2011
  10. Maximus

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    thanks
     
    #30 Maximus, Oct 6, 2011
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    :confused: I see you have questions. I don't think we have answers, sir.

    Let us know how that turns out. :eek:
     
    #31 SwoLy-D, Oct 6, 2011
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    #32 DonkeyMagic, Oct 6, 2011
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    No, but it would be gay if you gave the male pleasurebot a BJ.
     
    #33 The Real Shady, Oct 6, 2011
  14. Maximus

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    **** NO! Aint nutin gay bout gettin your dick sucked. That bot's gay for sucking my dick. In fact..creeps me out just being around that ***.
     
    #34 Maximus, Oct 6, 2011
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    #35 tmoney1101, Oct 6, 2011
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    okay... there has been a picture of Summer and a Firefly reference in this thread... so it would be remiss of me not to say...

    Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries.
     
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    It's all about the intent.

    Sure, people here are more literal (our reaction to Mayzar's tranny story), but if the wife/gf is all cool about it, then oil her/IT up.
     
    #37 Invisible Fan, Oct 7, 2011
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    You guys have never plooked a tiny chrome-plated machine that looks like a magical pig with marital aids stuck all over it? You'll love it. It's a way of life.

    Ever try oral sex with a miniature rubberized homo-replica? Just avoid the golden showers or you'll short out his master circuit.

    Believe me when I tell you, they can get expensive. Just one model XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan- Sexual Roto-Plooker can really set you back.
     
    #38 ima_drummer2k, Oct 7, 2011
  19. The Captain

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    The question is....


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    *Is This Love* by NoAngel
     
    #39 The Captain, Oct 7, 2011
  20. GRENDEL

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    What if the pleasurebot cheats on you?

    [​IMG]
     
    #40 GRENDEL, Oct 7, 2011
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