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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jugdish, May 14, 2011.

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  1. Muffin

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  1. red

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    what's black and blue and doesn't like sex?

    the 7 year old I have tied up in my trunk.
     
    #21 red, May 14, 2011
  2. DonkeyMagic

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    nswf language

    [​IMG]
     
    #22 DonkeyMagic, May 14, 2011
  3. Pete the Cheat

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    How many dead babies can you fit in a microwave?
    7
     
    #23 Pete the Cheat, May 14, 2011
  4. VanityHalfBlack

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    Your momma....
     
    #24 VanityHalfBlack, May 14, 2011
  5. redwhiteone

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    1) What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law? Reload and try again!

    2) The psychology teacher had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the students. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the teacher asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

    A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

    :grin:
     
    #25 redwhiteone, May 14, 2011
  6. tmoney1101

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    Ah yes, pedophile rapist humor. Way to keep it light.
     
    #26 tmoney1101, May 14, 2011
  7. Fyreball

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    No see, you're a sick *****....get it?? GET IT???
     
    #27 Fyreball, May 14, 2011
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    These threads are why people start whining for Fatty to come back.

    Only so they have something proper to **** on.
     
    #28 moestavern19, May 14, 2011
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    red walks a boy into a dark, deserted forest
    "Jeepers mister, i'm really scared"
    "YOU'RE scared? I'm the one who has to walk out of here alone!"
     
    #29 Daedalus, May 14, 2011
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