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[Wide Net] How low can we go?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Carl Herrera, Apr 26, 2011.

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  1. Carl Herrera

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    The Rockets are targeting all kinds of candidates including, greenhorn virgins, a disgraced college coach, a failed GM, a few rejects from other squads, black candidates, white candidates, and even a candidate who may not even be human.

    So, who is going to be the most shocking and vile candidate to get an interview for Adelman's job?

    My nominee:
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  2. AggieRocketsFan

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    I hear their holding walk-ins at the Toyota Center this weekend.
     
  3. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    The answer is Steve Kerr. Everyone needs to accept that. We need the Kerr...
     
  4. Commodore

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    Kerr would be fantastic, smartest analyst in the game.
     
  5. meadowlark

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    It's all for show...they know who they want.
     
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    How much would it take to convince Scottie Pippen to give up his Bulls front office job?
     
  7. Blurr#7

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    This is the lowest you could go:
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  8. Haymitch

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    Von Wafer as player/coach.
     
  9. heypartner

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    Is JVG and SVG's dad still coaching? BVG must have been a helluva coach to produce those two. Probably forget more coaching than the two of them know combined.
     
  10. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Matt Maloney signs a 14 year contract, fired after 2.
     
  11. john_l

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    I think they should go with an all Rockets coaching staff:

    Mario Elie
    Don Chaney
    Sam Cassell
    Mike Dunleavy
    Mike Newlin
    Del Harris

    You have everything you need in this staff - head coaching experience, up and coming assistants, and an ex-color analyst (or two). Also, bring in Moses Malone to take over teaching the bigs how to play from CD, but only when Carrol is ready.
     
  12. PeppermintCandy

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    Clyde Drexler should at least get an interview.
     
  13. Corrosion

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    If that child molester even gets an interview , I'd have to consider hanging up my Rockets gear.
     
  14. Raven

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    Sarah Palin?
     
  15. Spacemoth

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    If you want to use the moralistic sense, there's always 9th circle of hell low. And then one rung lower there's Calipari.
     
  16. CXbby

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    For the love of god I hope this is true... and have my fingers crossed that it is.
     
  17. TheFreak

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    I hear Coach Kilmer's looking for work.

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    as is one of the brightest offensive minds in the nation:

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  19. RedRedemption

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    Yeah. Bosh, Melo, LeBron. All that was for show!
    Morey is competent when looking for team-playing role players. But when it comes to big names, he has no pull.
     
  20. JoeBarelyCares

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    No, you can go lower:

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