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What would you do if p*rn was outlawed in the US?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Captain, Apr 11, 2011.

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What would you do if p*rn was outlawed in the US?

  1. Quit watching p*rn and go back to lengere ads and National Geographic pics.

    13 vote(s)
    11.1%

  2. Risk watching - I gotta get my jerk on.

    52 vote(s)
    44.4%

  3. Peace-out, USA! Move out of the country.

    17 vote(s)
    14.5%

  4. Suicide is the answer.

    16 vote(s)
    13.7%

  5. Other.

    19 vote(s)
    16.2%
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  1. DonkeyMagic

    DonkeyMagic Member
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    no p*rn in the USA?

    que?
     
    #21 DonkeyMagic, Apr 11, 2011
  2. Carl Herrera

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    Speaking of which... I used to teach at an American School in a Middle Eastern country, where p*rn is outlawed. Once, the director of my school and his wife came back from vacation early, and found that their housekeeper and some of her friends shooting p*rn in their bedroom.
     
    #22 Carl Herrera, Apr 11, 2011
  3. plcmts17

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    But we can still have strippers? Correct?
     
    #23 plcmts17, Apr 11, 2011
  4. conquistador#11

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    My post count on Clutchfans would go up to DD level.
     
    #24 conquistador#11, Apr 11, 2011
  5. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    In the spirit of US double-standard laws, sure. Why not.
     
    #25 The Captain, Apr 11, 2011
  6. Shaud

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    Go to the strip club and sit around
     
    #26 Shaud, Apr 11, 2011
  7. mylilpony

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    celebrate a life where less sex offenders live around my family.
     
    #27 mylilpony, Apr 11, 2011
  8. RedRedemption

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    become a sex offender.
     
    #28 RedRedemption, Apr 11, 2011
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    that's your answer to all of life's problems.

    No Rusty Ventures would exist......
     
    #29 kidcave9, Apr 11, 2011
  10. reckonerone42

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    Charlie Sheen?
     
    #30 reckonerone42, Apr 11, 2011
  11. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    Spend more time at strip clubs
     
    #31 rockbox, Apr 11, 2011
  12. Prince

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    I don't need p*rn. I see naked people everyday.
     
    #32 Prince, Apr 11, 2011
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    :confused: Isn't this what men do NOW at the strip joint, anyway? *let that sink in... done?*
     
    #33 SwoLy-D, Apr 11, 2011
  14. bnb

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    can't outlaw the internets...
     
    #34 bnb, Apr 11, 2011
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    Smuggle it out of Canada, South America, Europe, the Carribean and Mexico.
     
    #35 da_juice, Apr 11, 2011
  16. Royals Ego

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    my hooker expenses would increase dramatically
     
    #36 Royals Ego, Apr 11, 2011
  17. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    In this scenario, p*rn via internet is as detectable as mar1juana to a drug dog. Possible to hide it, but not likely.

    For reference - it's easy to determine if you've watched p*rn on your computer (streaming or downloaded) within five minutes, even if you've deleted your history/temp files/cookies/whatever.

    So for all yous who answered 'internet streaming'...that's no protection.
     
    #37 The Captain, Apr 11, 2011
  18. Rocket River

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    Look for an another source of income. . . . p*rn provides an cornecopia of viruses on computers for me to fix!!!
    If p*rn went away . . . . all those computer problems would decrease
    and I could not make money cleaning them up. . .

    We must understand the benefits of p*rn!!

    Rocket River
     
    #38 Rocket River, Apr 11, 2011
  19. Treeza

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    Have sex.
     
    #39 Treeza, Apr 11, 2011
  20. bnb

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    Holy crap. ALMOST the most unexpected post on the bbs.
     
    #40 bnb, Apr 11, 2011
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