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[Florida News] 400lb Woman Unloads On Roomate Over Thin Mints

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by percicles, Feb 23, 2011.

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  1. percicles

    percicles Member

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    My college roommate ate my Peanut Butter Patties once.... once!

     
    #1 percicles, Feb 23, 2011
  2. ChrisBosh

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    When I read "unload" in the title, for some reason I pictured the 400 pounder taking a dump on someone sleeping. Now you can picture that in your head too. Enjoy.
     
    #2 ChrisBosh, Feb 23, 2011
  3. Relentless

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    That pic should become a meme
     
    #3 Relentless, Feb 23, 2011
  4. rrj_gamz

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    girl gots to eat....
     
    #4 rrj_gamz, Feb 23, 2011
  5. DreamShook

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    1.) Thin Mints are Delicious.

    2.) Girl Scout cookies cost $3.50 a box.

    I would have gone ape **** too. The husband ate 'em, no doubt.
     
    #5 DreamShook, Feb 23, 2011
  6. Landlord Landry

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    fixed.
     
    #6 Landlord Landry, Feb 23, 2011
  7. DreamShook

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    That's what I'm talking about percicles! You might not even get a warning if I'm midnight snakin' and there are some Nabisco treats where my Caramel Delights should be.
     
    #7 DreamShook, Feb 23, 2011
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    I wonder what she does if her roommate is stealing treadmill time away from her.

    What is a treadmill?

    Exactly.
     
    #8 Surfguy, Feb 23, 2011
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    That husband is sitting somewhere right now munching on some thin mints, silently chuckling to himself.
     
    #9 Fyreball, Feb 23, 2011
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    Oddly, THIN mints are involved. :eek:
     
    #10 SwoLy-D, Feb 23, 2011
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    Two immediate thoughts:

    1) When keepin' it real goes wrong...
    2) Hersha? Really? A 400 lb woman's name is vaguely similar to Hershey? Priceless.
     
    #11 rhadamanthus, Feb 23, 2011
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    she got the wrong message
     
    #12 SuperBeeKay, Feb 23, 2011
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Typical behavior of a fat chick...
     
    #14 VanityHalfBlack, Feb 23, 2011
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    Surely, she bought a safe to store her cookies in given they mean so much to her? :confused:
     
    #15 Surfguy, Feb 23, 2011
  16. percicles

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    I see you appreciate my Johnny Dangerously reference.
     
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    I'm not saying she's right, but I understand.
     
    #17 KingCheetah, Feb 23, 2011
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    Hershey Highway was arrested Sunday after a battle royale that ravaged the entire apartment, according to police.

    The 31-year-old Naples resident allegedly first attacked Willy Wanka around 1 a.m. while she was sleeping – launching an angry rant about missing Thin Mints, Wanka told authorities.
     
    #18 KingCheetah, Feb 23, 2011
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    Her statement to the police
     
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    She wants her thin mints..
     
    #20 krnxsnoopy, Feb 23, 2011
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