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Mack Brown made a funny?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by drapg, Oct 17, 2002.

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  1. drapg

    drapg Member

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    Did anyone listen to Mack Brown's radio show yesterday?

    If not, here's a quote I heard and did a freakin' double take at my radio!

    "spousal and pet abuse are down this week because everyone is beating up on me."

    :eek:

    way to settle people down Mack. While the statement didn't offend me at all, I was still shocked to hear him say it on the air.
     
  2. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Oh, I thought you were going to report that he said that he's a good gameday coach.
     
  3. drapg

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    ba-dum-boom ;)
     
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    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    That 1 joke he made was whiny, luckily he didn't push it and go for 2... :p
     
  5. DCkid

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    Jeez, are you sure that wasn't an offshoot of <b>Coach Slocum on a Mobile</b>, the bit on 610 am where this RC impersonator says all these stupid, funny things.

    http://www.sportsradio610.com/audiovault.asp

    Personally, I think that was an unfortunate comment from Mack, and I'd be somewhat offended if I was a Longhorn fan.
     
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    You guys must not have parents if you're going to be making fun of a coach like this.
     
  7. Smokey

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    Someone asked about UT simplifying the offense after losing to OU for the past two years and why we didn't simplify from the beginning this year.

    Mack's response:

    "yeah, we're all pretty stupid"

    WTF!!!!! :mad:
     
  8. Smokey

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    I thought the complaints were that the offense was TOO simple?

    What is there to simplify?
     
  10. Rocketman95

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    Maybe he really said this and everyone thought it was just a joke:

    <I>The Jayhawks, with the 91st-ranked rushing game, gained only 84 yards on the ground against the Sooners during yet another loss (only won two games all season versus I-A teams). But that total is more than what the Longhorns have managed in three years combined (73 yards)! </I>

    http://texas.theinsiders.com/2/70444.html?noredir=1

    We suck.
     
  11. drapg

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    there's no way we can simplify the "stellar O" we've put on the field this season. Benson up the gut; 5-10 yard outs and slants to roy, b.j., sloan; and the horizontal 1 yd pass to roy.

    if we get any simpler, we're the cowboys. ;)
     
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    So UT fans are spouse and pet abusers? I thought that was OU fans. :confused:
     
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    Generally, OU fans' spouses and pets are one and the same....
     
  14. Refman

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    Now THAT was funny. :D
     
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    So I guess UT fans are getting geared up for the Mack Brown sucks we need to fire his sorry ass talk. Funny...just a few years ago he was the next coming of Darryl Royal.

    Before that, Makovic was the next coming of Darryl Royal...and so on...and so on.
     
  16. Smokey

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    I don't know how many chances we will give Mack Brown. All he needs to get over the hump is some badass coordinators running the show. He's obviously not a good gameday coach or motivator, but he doesn't need to be. All he needs to do is recruit and let his coordinators do the work.

    Davis is a nice guy, but UT will not win anything with him running the offense. Bowden made a great point when he said the playcalling was designed to prevent the QB from throwing interceptions. This is not a Simms thing. The Longhorns choked when Major was playing QB as well. Unlike Major, Simms can't work himself out of jams.

    Mack is one of the top 5 coaches in college football so I don't think he is going anywhere although if FSU called, I would let them talk.
     
  17. Smokey

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    A funny thing I read today, one of the Hornfans mods called out a reporter from the Daily Texan. The reporter happens to be a student just like the football players, however, the football players are offlimit to personal attacks. Oh well...
     
  18. drapg

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    i read hornfans more for the hilarity in the oppsoing viewpoints... some people want mack brown and greg davis tarred and feathered... while the majority rides Chris Simms' jock.

    anyone check out gregdavissucks.com yet? they're message board is a virtual potpourri of wackos and freaks.
     
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    We have struggled to a 5-1 record this year, that is true. But I'd take our last 4 years over ATM's anyday of the week.
     
  20. Refman

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    So would I. I'm not saying that A&M has had a wonderful run the last few years. I am saying that Texas will never be able to attain their goal of a national championship if they fire their coach every 4 years...and call him the next coming of Darryl Royal.
     

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