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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Commodore, Dec 30, 2010.

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Going number 1

  1. Over the Fence

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  2. Through the Gate

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  1. Commodore

    Commodore Member

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    How do you handle your drawers.
     
    #1 Commodore, Dec 30, 2010
  2. RoxSqaud

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    Does "through the gate" mean only through the zipper?

    **** that.
     
    #2 RoxSqaud, Dec 30, 2010
  3. kidcave9

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    Depends if I really have to go :eek:
     
    #3 kidcave9, Dec 30, 2010
  4. rimrocker

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    Unbuckle belt, open pants, pull the big guy through the hole in my boxers, do the deed, shake a few times, and put it all back together with a freshly tucked-in shirt.
     
    #4 rimrocker, Dec 30, 2010
  5. homeboy1

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    I am kind of insulted that you did not give an option for just dropping pants and boxers briefs around ankles and then peeing.
     
    #5 homeboy1, Dec 30, 2010
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  6. Ubiquitin

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    You can tell who has to tuck their shirt in for work and who doesn't...
     
    #6 Ubiquitin, Dec 30, 2010
  7. Invisible Fan

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    I pull my pants and underwear all the way down at the urinal.


    People can't help but stare at my junk!
     
    #7 Invisible Fan, Dec 30, 2010
  8. DallasThomas

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    Where's the option for the "guys" who sit down to pee?
     
    #8 DallasThomas, Dec 30, 2010
  9. RoxSqaud

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    Ah....
     
    #9 RoxSqaud, Dec 30, 2010
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    Pants and boxers round the ankles. 100% sure of no splash damage
     
    #10 vinsensual, Dec 30, 2010
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    [​IMG]
     
    #11 dmc89, Dec 30, 2010
  12. Commodore

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    guess I need to add some more options, how much do I need to contribute to be able to edit posts?
     
    #12 Commodore, Dec 30, 2010
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    You guys actually pull your johnson through the zipper to go?

    Unzip the pants and over the boxers. Any other way sounds crazy.
     
    #13 sealclubber1016, Dec 30, 2010
  14. DallasThomas

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    #14 DallasThomas, Dec 30, 2010
  15. Space Ghost

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    Its not uncommon for guys to sit. For example, I never turn the lights on at night when I go. In this case, if Im at a guests house, I ALWAYS sit. Also, if im at a guests house and they have one of those little kiddy floor hugging toilets, I sit. I don't want to be known as the guests who splashes pee all over the bathroom.
     
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    I sit and pee for the first piss of the morning. I'm too groggy to bother with aiming.

    Think what you will. I don't give a crap.
     
    #16 Lynus302, Dec 30, 2010
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    but if you did....it would be OK....because you're sitting anyways. ;)
     
    #17 bnb, Dec 30, 2010
  18. Invisible Fan

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    I piss in the dark and I clean my own bathroom. Sounds like I'm doing something right.
     
    #18 Invisible Fan, Dec 30, 2010
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    Can someone or has someone started a thread about


    Wiping when done using the bathroom.

    Do u wipe

    UP
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    DOWN
     
    #20 RainbowPoop, Dec 31, 2010
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