Another I Hate Mojo

I hate my 830 and 930 classes.

I hate not being the man of the tennis team anymore.

I hate the cafeteria food.

I hate the fact that I don't have my car here.

I hate my ******* bed.

I hate that I have to do my own laundry.

I hate not having a Brita filter.

I hate rap being constantly played.

I hate the low flow shower heads.

I hate my professors.

I hate math.

I hate homework.

I hate vodka.

I still hate Kinkaid.

 

I hate being poor
But in ten years I can fix that

 

I hate that I'm noticing gray hair on my head for the first time ever

I hate that I've gained 5 pounds in the past 2 weeks while still maintaining my extremely rigorous running schedule

i hate how raggedy Vanessa Williams looks in that cell phone commercial with Ving Rhames

I hate that north Austin tap water tastes so dirty

I hate that I can't, without feeling guilty, go out and spend money freely anymore

I hate the hours from 12pm-4:30pm, when there is absolutely nothing on TV, crappy AM radio programs, and I've replied to nearly every thread in the Hangout already

I hate that I started drinking diet coke again today, after 7 months of being clean

i, too, hate shaving

i hate my hair, because i haven't gotten a haircut in 3 months b/c i have no desire to look good.

i hate that i have to do laundry everyday because my running clothes get that smelly!

i hate that i'm so bitter about all these things!

I hate that I can't have my dream job.

Oh yeah, and I hate that I spent 4 years getting a Computer Sciences degree and I'm sitting on my ass at home with my degree hanging over my computer just laughing at me day after day! (yeah, i know, i beat this thing to death on this BBS, sorry! )

and finally, I hate FOX for broadcasting both LCS's (Wed. night) at the same time, causing me to flip back and forth every few minutes.

did i mention the fact i hate that i'm feeling so bitter right now?

 

I had a Government teacher last semester that gave us answerless questions on multiple choice tests. The kicker is that "None of the above" was not a choice- you had to leave the answer bubbles blank.

Now on with the hate:

I hate this nagging leg pain that restricts me from working out, which has led to me gaining thirty pounds, which has robbed me of my hard-earned six pack.

I hate..................... going blank.

 

oh yeah, and I hate that the "early morning sexual fantasy" thread got locked.

 

I hate people that are in the right lane of a multi-lane highway and NOT TURNING RIGHT!!! A$$HOLES!

 

Don't look at me.

And MOJO bars are actually quite good. They're made by the same people that make Clif Bars-- yum, much better than PowerBars and such, plus no... err... side effects.

 

I hate....the Schroedinger Wave Equation.

I hate....the off-season.

I hate....not having the money to get everything I want.

I hate....my lack of metabolism.

I hate....the heat and humidity.

I hate....flea market day in FSU's union.

I hate....student govt. elections at FSU.

I hate....the fact that the two previous items occured on the same day!

I hate....not having my bike in Tallahassee.

I hate....the seemingly endless ways to derive the 1st law of thermodynamics.

I hate....the fans who cheered Chris Rix' injury last Thursday.

I hate....the Florida Gators.

I hate....that all food has so much friggin sodium!

I hate....teeny-bopper pop music.

I hate....when the Simpsons is pre-empted.

I hate....that my ankle gives me trouble when I do a lot of exercise, all stemming from an injury back in April.

But...c'est la vie.

 

I hate when people merge on a freeway going 30-40 mph when traffic is going 70

I hate traffic

I hate 610, 10, 290

I hate the Jazz

I hate the Sooners

I hate Notre Dame

I hate how people will tell me to sit down or Im being to loud at Rockets games

I hate paying 5.50 for a beer

I hate my 8:00 class

I hate girls that play games

thats all I got for now.....

 

I Hate... not being 180 lbs

I Hate... The Denver Broncos

I Hate... The Utah Jazz

I Hate... Tom Brady

I Hate... The NFL Rule Book

I Hate... Carl Pohlad

I Hate... Bud Selig

I Hate... The Los Angeles Lakers

I Hate... the Los Angeles Lakers Fans

I Hate... the New York Yankees

I Hate... Wendy's and their jacked up prices

I Hate... In N Out's Fries

I Hate... Pontiac Azteks

I Hate... that I had to wait until i was 18 to drive.

I Hate... the stupid ass teachers that said I wasn't emotionally ready for kindergarten at age 5

I Hate... The State of California, Gray Davis, rolling blackouts and their Left Wing Tree Hugging, EPA, jerkasses

I Hate... opening a thread and not being amused

I Hate... Dennis Franz

I Hate... Mike Ditka

I Hate... Cher

I Hate... My real dad

I Hate... that my step dad doesn't know what NFL stands for.

I Hate... being told to get off the internet

I Hate... typos

I Hate... having to get a job

I Hate... Eminem haters.

I Hate... Country Music

I Hate... Racists

I Hate... abortion supporters who make it look like they're the victims.

I Hate... Raider Haters

I Hate... anyone who bashes Steve Francis

I Hate... that i can't get chicks.

I Hate... that my friends easily get laid

I Hate... that I have to wait 2 and a half more years to legally drink.

I Hate... Lottery Tickets

I Hate... Responsability

I Hate... Tony Siragusa

I Hate... David Dunn

I Hate... Brian Griese

I Hate... Puddle of Mudd

I Hate... Satan worshippers like Marylin Manson, Slipknot, and the Ovaltine Man.

I Hate... Bill O'reilly

I Hate... P-Diddy

I Hate... NSYNC

I Hate... Britney Spears

I Hate... The Backstreet Boys

I Hate... That Stupid b**** at 7-11 who thought I stole a candybar.

I Hate... my Best Friend's Girlfriend

I Hate... Lesbian p*rn where a guy suddenly enters the scene.

I Hate... Kazaa

I Hate... Toothaches

I Hate... picking pumpkins

I Hate... that picking pumpkins is the only job ! could ever get.

I Hate... the soreness after picking pumpkins

I Hate... Ford

I Hate... Florida State Football

I Hate... Arkansas Basketball

I Hate... That The Raiders drafted Sebastian Janokowski in the 1st round.

I Hate... Stockton for Three

I Hate.. That Pete Rose isn't in the hall of fame

I Hate... That Kenny Stabler, Jack Tatum, and Lester Hayes are not in the hall of fame.

I Hate... People who say Terrell Davis belongs in the hall of fame

I Hate... The Hall of fame

I Hate... not being able to stop thinking of things I hate.

 

I hate...

I hate...

I can't say I really HATE anything right now...

I dislike that I don't have the job I want, but at least I have a job.

I dislike that i have to get up tomorrow and go to work, but I am getting compensated for it,

I dislike that the women I really get along well with is 120 miles away, but there are still some benefits to the distance.

Oh wait, I found one...

I HATE the reception I get on channel 51.

I HATE Time Warner's customer service.

I HATE that I had to watch last night's game with NBC superimposed

Okay, so I do hate some things right now. I feel better already

B

 

moe,

Take a deep breath.

Thanks.

 

moe...you rule!

I hate that pud from the Sprint commercials!

I hate that pud from the Verizon commercials...can you hear me now!?

I hate Carrot-Top!

I hate mayonnaise!

I hate morning wood when you have to whiz really bad!

I HATE THE UTAH JAZZ!

 

I, hate the rain and sunny weather,
and I, hate the beach and mountains too;
(and) I don't like a thing about the city, no, no
and I, I, I, hate the countryside too!

and I, hate everything about you!
... everything about you!

I, don't like a thing about your mother,
and I, hate your daddy's guts too,
I, don't like a thing about your sister,
'cause I, I, I, think sex is overrated too.


and I, get sick when I'm around, I, can't stand to be around,
I, hate everything about you!
Everything about you,
Everything about you,
Everything about you!

Some say I got a bad attitude,
but that don't change the way I feel about you,
and if you think this thought might bring me down,
look again 'cause I ain't wearin' no frown!

I don't really care about your sister
Forget the little b**** cause I already kissed her

One thing that I did to your lady
I put her on the bed and she didn't even say maybe
I know you know everybody knows
the way it comes, the way it's gonna go
You think it's sad,
And that's too bad,
'Cause I'm havin'
A ball hatin'
Every little thing about you!

Everything about you, Everything about...
I, get sick when I'm around
I, can't stand to be around
I, hate everything about........... you! hehe

 

I hate that I actually thought of more stuff I hate.

I hate fat people who don't exercise.

I hate fat people who eat unhealthy food and complain about their weight.

I hate Craig Way's radio program

I hate that winter is approaching because its tough to stay warm during my daily runs

I hate that the Kornheiser's radio program no longer has the Internet show anymore.

I hate that Kornheiser has the ultimate trifecta of sports dream jobs (newspaper, radio, and TV), yet I know more about sports than that orange headed oaf.

I hate that I used to be a fan of Jim Rome when I was in college

I hate that I'm addicted to peanut butter and can eat a whole jar (with merely a spoon) in two days.

I hate John Elway

I hate the Denver Broncos

I hate the Utah Jazz

I hate Vlade Divac, Karl Malone, and all floppers

I hate soccer

I hate the extraordinary amount of spam that floods my inbox everyday

I hate that I have to bug my apartment complex office over and over to get even the tiniest maintenance work done. But that I have to pay my rent on time or else I'm fined. Why can't I fine them if they don't fix my apartment in 3 days?

I hate that I'm quickly approaching 30

I hate Amazon.com's return policy

I hate uBid

I hate that I specialize in a field that has absolutely NO WOMEN working in it.

I hate that I bought an Allen Iverson jersey 2 years ago

I hate that I lost my Warren Moon jersey.

I hate stretching before running

I hate that I have been hit by a car 3 times this year while running

I hate that Subway raised its prices on veggie sandwiches.

I hate fast food in all its greasy, nasty forms

I hate Mazda Miatas

I hate slow drivers in any lane but the extreme right

I hate people who drive the speed limit in the far left lane

I hate John Kruk's performance on BDSSP

I hate Randy Moss

I hate the treatment that athletes receive from the law

I hate country music

I hate Texas stereotypes

I hate non-Texans laugh when I say "ya'll"

I hate that Time Warner doesn't offer the NFL Sunday Ticket package

I hate that I can't get satellite because my apartment doesn't face south

I hate the software updates on Time Warner's digital cable package

I hate that I have a 200 sq. ft. patio and only 1 lawn chair out there

I hate that I can't have plants b/c I'm too irresponsible to keep them alive for more than 2 weeks

I hate that I spent $300 on a MP3 player and it doesn't ever work.

I hate that I may have outgrown playing video games.

I hate Bud Selig and everything he stands for

I hate that I can eat a whole box of cereal in one sitting and STILL be hungry

I hate how running has turned my stomach into a garbage disposal over the years

I hate blackened toe nails and blisters.

I hate the hat tan that has formed in the middle of my forehead and the laughs I get about it

I hate that random people honk at me while I run in the day. Do I know you? Just because you see me every morning doesn't mean we are friends!

I hate that I spent a lot of money on my speakers for my home entertainment system and my computer, but that I can't pump up the volume b/c of cranky neighbors

I hate Sprint PCS

I hate that my water bill company is disputing the fact that I paid a bill over 6 months ago, even though I have proof that I did!

I hate that I haven't met a cute woman since I stopped working.

I hate that i get toe cramps on an hourly basis

I hate screaming babies at the movies

I hate cell phones ringing at the movies

I hate Dr. Phil and how he gravy trained his way to his own show off of Oprah

I hate Dr. Laura and that sometimes I'm stuck listening to her holier than thou advice b/c every other station has a commercial

I hate Mike Gallagher

I hate that Greta Van Susteren felt the need to get a facelift.

and finally, because I'm tired of typing, I hate the whole East Coast belief that the Rockets wouldn't have won their championships had MJ been playing.

 

You do realize I am of no relationship, right?


I hate (and won't buy from) Fry's Electronics Stores.

More hate to come later. A topic so deep requires some thought. But there are some great ideas here to build upon.

 

I <B>don't</B> hate seeing GATER in the Hangout!

 

I hate Hate