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Questions you are tired of hearing about the Rockets

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by tinman, Oct 12, 2010.

  1. tinman

    tinman 999999999
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    Please list some questions/answers so the uninformed fans would stop asking the same question over and over and over again.


    here's one that has been repeated more than Ke$ha song on the radio

    "How come Hakeem won't teach Yao how to play basketball?"

    the answer:

    newb,
    he has practiced with Yao. Yao won't turn into Hakeem. Jermaine Taylor can train with Jermaine Jackson, but that won't make him turn into Michael Jackson.
    http://blogs.chron.com/nba/2007/05/the_dreams_dream_yao_ming_stud.html
     
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  2. The_Yoyo

    The_Yoyo Member

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    Is Clutch actually Clutch the Bear?

    Could he give me Sweet Susie's phone number?

    The Answer:

    http://www.clutchfans.net/about_faq.cfm?faqID=2


    He may be able to get you Sweet Susie's number though
     
  3. hahachui

    hahachui Member

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    I love this :grin:
     
  4. mylilpony

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    when are we getting melo?
     
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    Why did the Rox trade Rudy Gay for Shane Battier... :mad: :mad: :mad:

    WE NEVER WOULD HAVE DRAFTED RUDY GAY, are choice would have been Roy if the Blazers hadn't F'ed us or Thabo Sefolosha if Memphis hadn't traded Shane to us.
     
  6. G-Money

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    Help....How do you get someone pregnant?
     
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  7. Commodore

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    How do we stop the fronting of Yao?
     
  8. KingStevo10

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    Why do the rockets suck?

    Hate that **** we don't have Yao!!!!!!!
     
  9. josh_is_white

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    im so tired bout hearing "are we getting melo?"
     
  10. s land balla

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    Is Yao back yet?
     
  11. amaru

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    Anything related to a former player traded last season...... :rolleyes:
     
  12. ASidd_1990

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    Are we? :grin: :p
     
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    It's not really a question but moreso a statement, mostly from Mavpricks or Spurs fans.

    "Yeah, the Rockets did win a 2 championships, but they were lucky that Jordan didn't play those two years."

    Jordan did play in the 94-95 season you dicks! :mad:
     
  14. MiracleShot

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    He's injured AGAIN???
     
  15. foo82

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    Why didn't we give V-span a chance!
     
  16. mFt82

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    This isn't really a question as much as it is a statement that annoys me, "I really miss Carl Landry" or "why did the rockets get rod of Carl Landry?"
     
  17. Artie_Fufkin

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    (No homo.)
     
  18. DaDakota

    DaDakota Arrest all Pedophiles
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    Why won't Adelman start Lowry instead of Brooks?

    DD
     
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    In '97, why did we draft Rodrick Rhodes?

    If I had a nickel for every time I've read that question...
     
  20. htownrox1

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    Thats probably all true, but damn...

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