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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The_Yoyo, Sep 16, 2010.

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  1. tmoney1101

    tmoney1101 Member

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    Happy sweet 16, hope your day is filled with Barbie clad pink wrapping paper.
     
    #61 tmoney1101, Sep 16, 2010
  2. rocketsjudoka

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    But since you are the fastest animal on the planet I doubt a lot of enjoyment will be had no matter how big your schlong is.

    Sorry couldn't resist.

    Happy B-Day Finalsbound!
     
    #62 rocketsjudoka, Sep 16, 2010
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  3. Realjad

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    Finals you can call me if you want, I am a professional stripper. One of the most popular list of clientele 'jobs' are for birthdays, probably second right behind Bacholoret parties. I am not well-known in Houston because I 'dont get around', I see myself as a premium service thus I cater to the more upper class elite so the jobs are less frequent but in the end it's the same. I do this because I believe it would be safer long term. Since your a clutchfans member I will do it for free, but any extra (by you or your guests) and it would cost you. I wont do the 'extra' for free but I'll give you a huge discount so your only paying like 30 dollars, 3 dollars per inch. Your friends would be at the regular going rate. You all also need to provide the proper condoments for the job. Let me know
     
    #63 Realjad, Sep 16, 2010
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  4. The Real Shady

    The Real Shady Member

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    Happy Birthday!!!

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    #64 The Real Shady, Sep 16, 2010
  5. MiddleMan

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    ^^^^ Lol, Happy BD FB!
     
    #65 MiddleMan, Sep 16, 2010
  6. Wakko67

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    Can't believe I missed the other thread. Wow. How did that get locked?

    Anyway, happy b-day. :grin:
     
    #66 Wakko67, Sep 16, 2010
  7. finalsbound

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    thanks y'all. :)
     
    #67 finalsbound, Sep 16, 2010
  8. Deckard

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    Happy Birthday!! :cool:
     
    #68 Deckard, Sep 16, 2010
  9. Shroopy2

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    Happy Bday.
    Stay bringing the REALNESS up in this piece, son
     
    #69 Shroopy2, Sep 17, 2010
  10. mazyar

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    Yay yet another Virgo. I'm amazed how many of us are out there.

    Virgos #1!!!
     
    #70 mazyar, Sep 17, 2010
  11. Rockets1616

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    I love how all these e-personalities think they have a friend to say happy bday to. But happy birthday anyway haha
     
    #71 Rockets1616, Sep 18, 2010
  12. moestavern19

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    Oh yeah happy birthday you ****ing size queen!
    :p
     
    #72 moestavern19, Sep 18, 2010
  13. OmegaSupreme

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    happy belated birthday, fb. though briefly, good seeing you at r2k's bbq. :)
     
    #73 OmegaSupreme, Sep 18, 2010
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