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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Icehouse, Aug 16, 2010.

  1. bladeage

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    "I Approve!"
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  2. MoBalls

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    Oh come on!
     
  3. ima_drummer2k

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    What's worse than sweat on Pat Benatar?

    Come on Eileen
     
  4. Rocket River

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    Seriously, someone do that to me. . . I would literally try to kill them

    Rocket River
    I detest nastiness
     
  5. R0ckets03

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    Sounds like a case for:

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  6. apollo33

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    I pictured something completely different when i saw the title
     
  7. kpsta

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    It's almost like you're setting your son up for a life of crime when you give him the middle name "Wayne"...
     
  8. SwoLy-D

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    Man, Terrell Davis sure is getting older (but happier). :eek:
     
  9. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    I was thinking Kirk Snyder got outta the looney bin and went on a c*m-page.

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  10. Breaker

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    NEW DEVELOPMENT:

    His wife is apparently a trainer at the same school the 6'3 Latino, WMD packing, dirk hair, sink washer goes to.

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    Now, that I remember.. he did say he was going after a milf. :eek: :eek:

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  11. rocketsjudoka

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    With all the bad puns here I think we need:

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  12. DonkeyMagic

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    Good thing the cameras picked up the money shot.
     
  14. peleincubus

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    i hope you all get cummed on repeatedly next time you guys go shopping. too many jokes about a very serious situation.
     
  15. YaosDirtyStache

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    Well, its the womens fault for going sausage shopping.
     
  16. kidcave9

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    This thread has turned out to be the best i've ever read!!!!

    The best part of the article was when the writer said "white knuckle Bandit"

    good times :grin:
     
  17. Eps

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    guess there was no short comings to this story.
    my question is
    how come? :grin:
     
  18. Precision340

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    gross... good thing the women complained
     
  19. mylilpony

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    that sounds like something cricket would do.
     
  20. yuantian

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    they sure don't complain very much. every time i see them getting squirted on, they enjoyed it very much. this would make 1/1000000000000000 cases where the women complained. :p
     

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