1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

  2. ROCKETS GAMEDAY
    We get another Amen Thompson vs. Tyler Herro matchup as the Rockets take on the Heat in Miami Saturday. Come join Dave and Ben with Paulo Alves as they recap the game.

    LIVE! ClutchFans on YouTube
Welcome ClutchFans Live

I Raped a Prevent Defense

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by cardpire, Jul 1, 2010.

Tags:
Page 1 of 2
  1. cardpire

    cardpire Member

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2008
    Messages:
    10,809
    Likes Received:
    769
    flag football game tonight i was playing quarterback down 6 final five plays zipped a couple 15 yard pickups then went deep TD holy toledo we won

    drink drink drink holy toledo
     
    #1 cardpire, Jul 1, 2010
    1 person likes this.
  2. Blurr#7

    Blurr#7 Member

    Joined:
    Dec 12, 2007
    Messages:
    5,277
    Likes Received:
    3,455
    Yeah? Well did you have promiscuous sex with three unsuspecting girls and smoked a fatty after washing your WMD in the sink all in the same day?
     
    #2 Blurr#7, Jul 1, 2010
  3. fallenphoenix

    fallenphoenix Member

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2009
    Messages:
    9,822
    Likes Received:
    1,621
    if you were literally raped you'd think twice about using it in such a context
     
    #3 fallenphoenix, Jul 2, 2010
    1 person likes this.
  4. v3.0

    v3.0 Member

    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2005
    Messages:
    16,203
    Likes Received:
    931
    holy toledo? aren't you a bit too old to play flag football Milo?
     
    #4 v3.0, Jul 2, 2010
    Last edited: Jul 2, 2010
  5. trueroxfan

    trueroxfan Member

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2008
    Messages:
    4,170
    Likes Received:
    143
    three unsuspecting white girls
     
    #5 trueroxfan, Jul 2, 2010
  6. HombreDeHierro

    HombreDeHierro Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2008
    Messages:
    2,328
    Likes Received:
    42
    #6 HombreDeHierro, Jul 2, 2010
  7. ClutchCityReturns

    ClutchCityReturns Member

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2005
    Messages:
    13,600
    Likes Received:
    3,181
    #7 ClutchCityReturns, Jul 2, 2010
  8. robbie380

    robbie380 ლ(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ლ)
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2002
    Messages:
    24,096
    Likes Received:
    11,396

    [​IMG]
     
    #8 robbie380, Jul 2, 2010
  9. macalu

    macalu Member

    Joined:
    May 19, 2002
    Messages:
    16,950
    Likes Received:
    846
    too bad you're not a celebrity, otherwise we'd care.
     
    #9 macalu, Jul 2, 2010
  10. GRENDEL

    GRENDEL Member

    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2002
    Messages:
    17,579
    Likes Received:
    5,478
    [​IMG]
     
    #10 GRENDEL, Jul 2, 2010
  11. Angkor Wat

    Angkor Wat Member

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2007
    Messages:
    13,152
    Likes Received:
    999
    Flag football? LMAO. Pop warner footballers have more balls than you. :cool:
     
    #11 Angkor Wat, Jul 2, 2010
  12. King of 40 Acres

    King of 40 Acres Member

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2004
    Messages:
    3,648
    Likes Received:
    225
    cool story brostradamus
     
    #12 King of 40 Acres, Jul 2, 2010
  13. RoxSqaud

    RoxSqaud Member

    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2008
    Messages:
    9,508
    Likes Received:
    607
    [​IMG]

    Guy in the grey hoody?
     
    #13 RoxSqaud, Jul 2, 2010
  14. Qball

    Qball Member

    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2001
    Messages:
    4,151
    Likes Received:
    210
    If I could negative rep you, I would. Bonus negative rep for the use of "holy toledo". You must be from Oklahoma.
     
    #14 Qball, Jul 2, 2010
  15. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 1999
    Messages:
    37,389
    Likes Received:
    13,824
    Best thread title of the week.
     
    #15 Ziggy, Jul 2, 2010
  16. AggieDentist

    AggieDentist Member

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2006
    Messages:
    1,243
    Likes Received:
    23
    I've never willfully listened to an Astros game on the radio, but that just sounds like something Milo would say.
     
    #16 AggieDentist, Jul 2, 2010
  17. RedRedemption

    RedRedemption Member

    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2009
    Messages:
    32,543
    Likes Received:
    7,752
    Cool story, bro.

    But not as cool as the guy that actually prevented a rape.
     
    #17 RedRedemption, Jul 2, 2010
  18. Jontro

    Jontro Member

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2010
    Messages:
    36,967
    Likes Received:
    26,765
    Did your buddies stand there and watch because you had your weewee out?
     
    #18 Jontro, Jul 2, 2010
  19. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost Member

    Joined:
    May 18, 2003
    Messages:
    49,728
    Likes Received:
    21,208
    I knew the rape thread was going to get parodied. Didn't know who was gonna have the balls to do it though. Pun intended.
     
    #19 DonnyMost, Jul 2, 2010
  20. GRENDEL

    GRENDEL Member

    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2002
    Messages:
    17,579
    Likes Received:
    5,478
    I think he forced it
     
    #20 GRENDEL, Jul 2, 2010
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 1 of 2

Share This Page