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Caption Game: Saddam and his people

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  1. rockHEAD

    rockHEAD Member

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    actual caption: Iraqi President Saddam Hussein waves to people of Saddam City
    in Baghdad during his visit in this April 21, 1998, file photo. President Bush and
    Vice President Dick Cheney call Hussein the "enemy." Defense Secretary Donald
    H. Rumsfeld compares him to Adolf Hitler. In trying persuade the public, U.S.
    allies and, perhaps, Saddam himself that he is fair game, the Bush administration
    is ratcheting up its rhetoric. (AP Photo/Jassim Mohammed, File)
     
    #1 rockHEAD, Aug 26, 2002
  2. Refman

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    Caption should have read: Pictured is Saddam Hussein waving to admirerors while on his way into the coliseum. What they did not know is that Saddam would then have the wall knocked down so that all of the people would be forced to fight the lions. During the event, Saddam would be making sure his croissants would not get too well done while using that dorky hat to make sure he doesn't wind up with sunglasses tan lines. :D
     
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  3. Htownhero

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    "Saddam waves good-bye to the crowd of onlookers who have gathered on the docks and secretly thinks to himself 'Maybe this singles cruise wasn't such a bad idea, perhaps I executed Shareef to quickly.....BAH no matter.' "
     
    #3 Htownhero, Aug 26, 2002
  4. Ubiquitin

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    Next Saturday, ON FOX!
    Saddam P. I.
     
    #4 Ubiquitin, Aug 26, 2002
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    Look at me! I am pimping Iraqi people down...pimps up! lahlaghaga....Iwaooonayga...Iraqi people down...hahahaHaha...

    :D
     
    #5 ROXRAN, Aug 26, 2002
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    "People of Iraq! What are your thoughts on ketchup as a condiment??"
     
    #6 Deckard, Aug 26, 2002
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    Iraqi president anounces his purchase of the Blue Blockers Sunglass Company, during the public execution of his son in law.
     
    #7 jwun, Aug 26, 2002
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    "Aiyiyi Bomba! Aiyiyi Bomba Israel, oh Israel, oh Israel."
    (To the tune of La Bamba. Duh.)
     
    #8 mr_gootan, Aug 26, 2002
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    "Ahh look at my precious cockroaches. I will make more stupid love novels and they will buy them! You will like the love. You will buy the love!" :D
     
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  10. giddyup

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    Saddam wins the bull-writing event again!!!!!!
     
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  11. Castor27

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    After leading a double life for many years Saddam Hussein(aka Juan Valdez) reveals to his many followers his plan for keeping UN peacekeepers from inspecting weapons facilities in Iraq. The plan calls for him to ride around the world on a Donkey confusing people into thinking his coffee beans are better than any other while his crack team of missle builders makes long range mustard gas missles out of a bottle of grey poupon and a box of tinker-toys.
     
    #11 Castor27, Aug 27, 2002
  12. Supermac34

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    Whiff the horrible stink of Saddam the terrible! My armpits of power shall crush the infidels!
     
    #12 Supermac34, Aug 27, 2002
  13. boomboom

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    (under his breath)"Teehee...and all these people think I'm Juan Valdez...jackasses...I don't even own a donkey! Teehee..."

    edit: I skimmed over Castor's post and didn't even realize he made a JV reference...sorry...me not so funny anymore...:D
     
    #13 boomboom, Aug 27, 2002
  14. Castor27

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    Well at least i wasn't the only one who thought he looked like JV :)
     
    #14 Castor27, Aug 27, 2002
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    The 1st Annual conference for Dictators was held today. The 2nd annual conference is scheduled to be held in Libya. reserve your space today.
     
    #15 PhiSlammaJamma, Aug 27, 2002
  16. JuanValdez

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    Damn! My cover's been blown!

    :D
     
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