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(FAIL) Attempted Zucchini Suicide

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RoxSqaud, Mar 24, 2010.

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  1. RoxSqaud

    RoxSqaud Member

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    http://news.asiaone.com/News/Latest+News/Asia/Story/A1Story20100322-206018.html

    Click here for pics :eek: :eek:

    jk lol
     
    #1 RoxSqaud, Mar 24, 2010
  2. BmwM3

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    Found the real pic here. NSFW

    Gotcha back!
     
    #2 BmwM3, Mar 24, 2010
  3. Royals Ego

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    lmao i got fooled twice by the spoilers :(
     
    #3 Royals Ego, Mar 24, 2010
  4. GRENDEL

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    Nice to see Veggie Tales make the jump to adult stories....
    [​IMG]
     
    #4 GRENDEL, Mar 24, 2010
  5. RoxSqaud

    RoxSqaud Member

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    Poor guy on the left. :(
     
    #5 RoxSqaud, Mar 24, 2010
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    [​IMG]
     
    #6 DonnyMost, Mar 24, 2010
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    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    I wonder if funneling everclear down that hole would also kill you?
     
    #7 Ziggy, Mar 24, 2010
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    I'm trying to figure out how fruit in the butt is an ancient way to kill yourself? Seriously? There wasn't a better, quicker way to off yourself in ancient times besides the good ol booty fruit?

    My therory is that he was trying to pleasure himself, underestimated the power of a Zhucchini, and his daughter caught him. The whole "suicide" ploy is the save face some how. :confused:
     
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  9. DonnyMost

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    oh my god. what a terrible way to die.
     
    #9 DonnyMost, Mar 24, 2010
  10. RoxSqaud

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    LOL.....Somebody better vouch for this guy.
     
    #10 RoxSqaud, Mar 24, 2010
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    #11 rhadamanthus, Mar 24, 2010
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    #12 GRENDEL, Mar 24, 2010
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    Well, at least the wine wouldn't burn your ass as bad.

    (P.S. How the F*** did you find that? Do I even want to know?)
     
    #13 DonnyMost, Mar 24, 2010
  14. rhadamanthus

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    That was tuurrrrrible. But I repped you anyway. ;)
     
    #14 rhadamanthus, Mar 24, 2010
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    I know :( Thanks for the pity rep!
     
    #15 GRENDEL, Mar 24, 2010
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    This is actually rather funny. I remembered reading about it, and just quick googled it.

    However, when I was thinking about where I read about it initially, only one site I visit came to mind - a site populated with perverse juveniles capable of finding humor in the most macabre of pooper-related tales...

    Yeah - you guessed it.

    :eek: :grin:
     
    #16 rhadamanthus, Mar 24, 2010
  17. Uprising

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    [​IMG]

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    #17 Uprising, Mar 24, 2010
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    AT least it wasn't an Opo Squash :) Crap now every time I eat Opo Squash I'm gonna think of this story!!! :mad:
     
    #18 tested911, Mar 24, 2010
  19. Rip Van Rocket

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    I remember reading about this story also(it's not easy to forget). I believe the man was from Lake Jackson.
     
    #19 Rip Van Rocket, Mar 24, 2010
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    If he really wanted to die he would have shoved a pineapple
     
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