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The Morey-Chuck Norris thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by the_hustler, Feb 18, 2010.

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  1. the_hustler

    the_hustler Member

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    From Clutch's Twitter

    "Not only would Daryl Morey kick Chuck Norris' ass, he'd take his draft picks too."

    please let the creativity flow... :)
     
    #1 the_hustler, Feb 18, 2010
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    new facebook status for me!
     
    #2 BigSherv, Feb 18, 2010
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    Kids check under their bed for the Boogieman...Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Daryl "F'N" Morey!!!
     
    #3 rockets934life, Feb 18, 2010
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  4. the_hustler

    the_hustler Member

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    lol! repped!
     
    #4 the_hustler, Feb 18, 2010
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    Chuck Norris wears Daryl Morey pajamas. - IROC it
     
    #5 rawool, Feb 18, 2010
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    [​IMG]
     
    #6 mic, Feb 18, 2010
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    There are 5 levels in nba 2k10:

    Rookie
    Pro
    All-star
    Superstar
    Daryl Morey
     
    #7 ThaShark316_28, Feb 18, 2010
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    Bruce lee did the one inch punch on chuck norris and he flew, he did the one inch punch on Daryl Morey and Morey farted out Kevin Martin/ Jordan Hill / Jared Jefferies / 1st round draft pick
     
    #8 Luckkky, Feb 18, 2010
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    Daryl Morey has done so well that he actually was award F'N' between his name to become Darly F'n Morey.
     
    #9 dachuda86, Feb 18, 2010
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    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    I'm Daryl Morey Biatch!!!!!!!!!!
     
    #10 rockbox, Feb 18, 2010
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    70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is Daryl Morey.
     
    #11 crimsonghost, Feb 18, 2010
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    Keep 'em coming!

    simmons on twitter: serious question for @dmorey: were you wearing a black ski mask and holding a gun when you made that trade?
     
    #12 wkaplan888, Feb 18, 2010
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    Daryl Morey's house has no doors. Only walls that he walks through.
     
    #13 BucMan55, Feb 18, 2010
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    "Daryl Morey laughs in the face of adversity, shame he's never laid eyes on that sum-b****"
     
    #14 TopsDrop, Feb 18, 2010
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    Daryl Morey does not find draft picks.. draft picks find him
     
    #15 the_hustler, Feb 18, 2010
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    Daryl Morey's hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
     
    #16 BucMan55, Feb 18, 2010
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    Starcraft just changed the term "power overwhelming" to "Daryl Morey"
     
    #17 reckonerone42, Feb 18, 2010
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    Daryl Morey plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver… and wins
     
    #18 Shunter, Feb 18, 2010
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    Thanks for the credit! I put that in another thread... Sweet! :cool:


    That is AWESOME! Repped!
     
    #19 IROC it, Feb 18, 2010
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    The Chief Export of Darryl Morris is Win.
     
    #20 Joe Gent, Feb 18, 2010
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