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Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by s2kboy16, Feb 17, 2010.

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  1. s2kboy16

    s2kboy16 Member

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    hilarious!

     
    #1 s2kboy16, Feb 17, 2010
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  2. RocketRaccoon

    RocketRaccoon Contributing Member

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    LOL! :grin:

    (how I love a good turnaround)

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    #2 RocketRaccoon, Feb 17, 2010
  3. BmwM3

    BmwM3 Member

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    This jokes been going around for years.
     
    #3 BmwM3, Feb 17, 2010
  4. Sooner423

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    Well played sir!
     
    #4 Sooner423, Feb 17, 2010
  5. Rockets34Legend

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    Nice.

    [​IMG]
     
    #5 Rockets34Legend, Feb 17, 2010
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    Thats was funny
     
    #6 RedRowdy111, Feb 17, 2010
  7. Depressio

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    Good one.
     
    #7 Depressio, Feb 17, 2010
  8. dback816

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    I giggled
     
    #8 dback816, Feb 17, 2010
  9. Dave_78

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    I feel bad for any guys who can relate to this story.
     
    #9 Dave_78, Feb 17, 2010
  10. Tom Bombadillo

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    This is classic... LOL.
     
    #10 Tom Bombadillo, Feb 17, 2010
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    This story is worthless if the girl is ugly.
     
    #11 SuperBeeKay, Feb 17, 2010
  12. R0ckets03

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    Can this apply?

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    #12 R0ckets03, Feb 17, 2010
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    The guy went through too much trouble to teach his woman a lesson.

    If your gf says no to booty call without a legit reason (like food poisoning or swine flu), then you gotta get out of bed and load up a porno and beat off to that. And turn the sound up too so your gf can hear it.

    Nothing makes a woman more jealous than having her man waste bullets on porno. It helps if you pick p*rn that features women that are ethnically different too so that it makes her even more insecure. (i.e. If your gf is black, watch white, asian or latina p*rn)

    After 1-2 minutes of p*rn, your gf will come out, turn off the p*rn and demand that you enjoy her instead.
     
    #13 Cokebabies, Feb 17, 2010
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    What? If she refuses secks.. you force her. Make her submit and want it. There is no other way.
     
    #14 Jontro, Feb 17, 2010
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    #15 BmwM3, Feb 17, 2010
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    Lol, not too bad. EYO!
     
    #16 Bojangles, Feb 17, 2010
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    I woke up my puppy I laughed so hard.
     
    #17 R0ckets03, Feb 17, 2010
  18. R0ckets03

    R0ckets03 Member

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    What does your name mean?


    You would still want to hit it if she had swine flu?


    Aaahhh....thanks for the further clarification at the end. I was kind of confused by what you meant by "ethnically different".
     
    #18 R0ckets03, Feb 17, 2010
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    Hahaha...owned!!!

    --RB
     
    #19 rocketblaze, Feb 17, 2010
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